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1. Un american viziteaz\u0103 Bucure\u015ftiul cu un taximetrist. Trec pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 Guvern:<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ce este cl\u0103direa asta mare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Este Palatul Guvernului, domnule!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u015ei \u00een c\u00e2t timp a fost construit\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Cam \u00een zece ani!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Mult timp! La noi era gata \u00een doi ani! \u015eti\u0163i, noi avem o tehnologie mai avansat\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Taximetristul nu zice nimic. Mai merg ei ce mai merg \u015fi americanul iar \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Cl\u0103direa asta ce e?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Este sediul prim\u0103riei, domnule!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u015ei \u00een c\u00e2t timp a fost construit\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Cam \u00een jum\u0103tatea de an!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Mult… La noi era gata \u00een dou\u0103, trei luni!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Taximetristul nu mai poate de nervi. Ajung \u015fi la Casa Poporului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Oooo, dar ce e cl\u0103direa asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La care, taximetristul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Nu \u015ftiu, c\u0103 azi diminea\u0163\u0103 nu era aici!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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