{"id":105455,"date":"2023-12-07T10:47:37","date_gmt":"2023-12-07T08:47:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=105455"},"modified":"2023-12-07T10:47:41","modified_gmt":"2023-12-07T08:47:41","slug":"haz-de-necaz-409","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=105455","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Cadouri de la Mo\u0219 Nicolae<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trei prietene discutau:<br>\u2013 Mie mi-a adus Mo\u015f Nicolae un telefon!<br>\u2013 Mie mi-a adus un colier frumos!<br>\u2013 Mie nu mi-a adus nimic dar a r\u0103mas p\u00e2n\u0103 diminea\u0163\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; I-am facut o surpriza so\u0163iei mele de Mos Nicolae!<br>&#8211; Ei da! 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