{"id":11463,"date":"2016-08-04T13:05:31","date_gmt":"2016-08-04T10:05:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=11463"},"modified":"2016-08-04T13:05:31","modified_gmt":"2016-08-04T10:05:31","slug":"bancul-zilei-70","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=11463","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centr-o zi, se plimba iepura\u015ful prin p\u0103dure \u015fi se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fte cu vulpea. &#8211; Bun\u0103, ce mai faci, iepura\u015fule? &#8211; Bine, m\u0103 simt excelent, sunt \u00eentr-o form\u0103 grozav\u0103. Dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cu ursul, \u00eei dau c\u00e2teva labe de-l nenorocesc. \u00cel fac praf. &#8211; Extraordinar! Mai merge el \u015fi se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fte cu lupul. &#8211; Cum o mai duci, iepura\u015fule? &#8211; Nemaipomenit, m\u0103 simt excelent, sunt \u00eentr-o form\u0103 grozav\u0103. Dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cu ursul, \u00eei dau c\u00e2teva labe de-l nenorocesc. \u00cel fac praf. &#8211; Uluitor! Mai merge c\u00e2t mai merge, \u015fi vine chiar ursul. &#8211; Salut, iepura\u015fule, am auzit c\u0103-\u0163i merge nemaipomenit! Ce mai faci? &#8211; Ce s\u0103 fac, nene ursule, ia, m\u0103 plimb \u015fi eu prin p\u0103dure \u015fi vorbesc prostii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centr-o zi, se plimba iepura\u015ful prin p\u0103dure \u015fi se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fte cu vulpea. &#8211; Bun\u0103, ce mai faci, iepura\u015fule? &#8211; Bine,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10011,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/bnc.jpg?fit=646%2C404","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-2YT","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11463"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11463\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11464,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11463\/revisions\/11464"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}