O femeie la volan, pe o cea\u0163\u0103 dens\u0103, se ghideaz\u0103 dup\u0103 pozi\u0163iile ma\u015finii din fa\u0163\u0103.
La un moment dat tipul din fa\u0163\u0103 fr\u00e2neaz\u0103 brusc \u015fi femeia, desigur, intr\u0103 \u00een spatele ma\u015finii.
Ea coboar\u0103 nervoas\u0103 din ma\u015fin\u0103 \u015fi merge la tipul din fa\u0163\u0103:
– La naiba, de ce ai fr\u00e2nat at\u00e2t de brusc ?
– Scuz\u0103-m\u0103, dar am intrat \u00een garajul meu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Inger ingerasul meu
Ce mi-ai dat acest “bemveu”,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fii cu mine daca-ti pasa
Protejeaza a mea chiuloasa
Si ma apara mereu
Mai ales la “itepeu”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fa sa nu-mi indoi in viata
Cuvioasa bara fata
Si sa vad girofare
In sfanta retrovizoare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fa sa zbor ca avionul
Sa nu-mi ard la far xenonul
Si fereste-mi de pacate
Sfanta tractiune spate<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Amin!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un tip cade cu ma\u0219ina \u00eentr-un r\u00e2u \u0219i ma\u0219ina \u00eencepe s\u0103 se scufunde \u00eencet.
Panicat, ridic\u0103 privirea spre cer \u0219i strig\u0103:
– Doamne dac\u0103 exi\u0219ti, d\u0103-mi un semn!
– P\u0103i la semnul \u0103la cu \u201dPod \u00een lucru” ce nu a fost clar?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In timpul unei crize economice cu preturi mari la carburanti:
Un tip se duce la benzin\u0103rie \u0219i-i spune angajatului de Ia pompa de benzin\u0103:
– Pune 4 pic\u0103turi de benzin\u0103 \u0219i 2 pic\u0103turi de ulei la motor!
B\u0103iatul de la benzin\u0103rie:
– Nu vreti s\u0103 ma …….. pu\u021bin \u0219i \u00een cauciucuri?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sursa:bancuri365<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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