{"id":121823,"date":"2025-02-28T11:19:49","date_gmt":"2025-02-28T09:19:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=121823"},"modified":"2025-02-28T11:19:52","modified_gmt":"2025-02-28T09:19:52","slug":"haz-de-necaz-670","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=121823","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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  • Femeile din Vaslui s\u0103rb\u0103toresc ast\u0103zi ziua de 29 februarie.<\/strong><\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n
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    • C\u00e2nd se d\u0103 un m\u0103r\u0163i\u015for \u00een Ferentari?
      – C\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i pic\u0103 d\u0103c\u00e2t \u015fas\u0103-\u015fas\u0103 la z\u0103rule\u0163.<\/strong><\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n
    • Care-i cel mai frumos lucru de prins \u00een piept femeilor de 1 Martie? Un silicon.<\/strong><\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n
    • De ce-\u015fi zg\u00e2rie blondele monitoarele de 1 Martie? Ca s\u0103-\u015fi prind\u0103 \u00een piept m\u0103r\u0163i\u015foarele primite online.<\/strong><\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n
    • Dragul meu, ia-mi si mie un martisor\u2026\u00a0
      Da ce ai? Ala de anul trecut te strange?<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    • Sursa:spynews

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      Ce fac zg\u00e2rci\u0163ii de 1 Martie?\u00a0
      Scot m\u0103r\u0163i\u015foarele de la naftalin\u0103
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      \u2013 Costele!\u00a0
      \u2013 Da, drag\u0103.
      \u2013 Nu-\u0163i spune nimic ziua de 1 Martie?
      \u2013 1 Martie\u2026 vine prim\u0103vara!
      \u2013 Altceva!
      \u2013 \u00cencepe campionatul!
      \u2013 Nu, microbistu\u2019 lu\u2019 pe\u015fte!
      \u2013 E ziua\u2026
      \u2013 Ei, ei!
      \u2013 E ziua c\u00e2nd ai tu programare de dentist?

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      Diminea\u021ba zilei de 1 martie:
      Te-ai trezit cu o femeie necunoscut\u0103 \u00een pat? Prezint\u0103-te \u0219i \u00eentreab-o cum o cheam\u0103. Dac\u0103 \u021bi-ai luat una peste gur\u0103, e\u0219ti cu nevast\u0103-ta!
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      \u2013 Vai, ce martisor frumos!\u2026tresari nevasta-mea, extaziata.
      \u2013 Bineinteles, draga, i-am raspuns eu, mandru. Nu mai gasesti asa ceva in ziua de azi\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n

      Sursa:romaniatv<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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