{"id":14144,"date":"2016-10-12T13:17:01","date_gmt":"2016-10-12T10:17:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=14144"},"modified":"2016-10-12T13:17:32","modified_gmt":"2016-10-12T10:17:32","slug":"a-fost-votat-cel-mai-bun-banc-din-lume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=14144","title":{"rendered":"A fost votat CEL MAI BUN BANC DIN LUME"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>A fost ales cel mai bun banc din lume, iar acum este vedet\u0103 la \u201eBancul zilei\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00cen 2010, revista Reader&#8217;s Digest a organizat un concurs international pentru a desemna &#8220;Cel mai bun banc din lume&#8221;. C\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103torul a fost un banc trimis de un suedez, care a luat astfel 1.000 de dolari pentru umorul lui.<\/p>\n<p>Cel mai bun banc din lume:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"file:\/\/\/C:\/DOCUME~1\/DANIEL~1.MAG\/LOCALS~1\/Temp\/msohtmlclip1\/01\/clip_image001.gif\" alt=\"http:\/\/content.adservingfactory.com\/Storage\/0_0\/blank.gif\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/>La o partida de vanatoare, un barbat elegant din Stockholm impusca o rata. Pasarea cade insa in ograda unui fermier, care sustine ca vanatul ii apartine.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; E pasarea mea, insista oraseanul.<\/p>\n<p>Fermierul sugereaza sa fie transata disputa in stil vechi, cu un &#8220;sut neaos&#8221;:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Eu iti trag un sut cat pot de tare in boase, apoi tu faci la fel cu mine. Cine urla mai putin ia pasarea.Barbatul e de acord. Fermierul ii trage un sut strasnic in partile sensibile. Cand isi revine, oraseanul sopteste cu greu:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Bine. Acum e randul meu.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Lasa, zice taranul. Poti sa pastrezi rata.<\/p>\n<p>sursa: evz.ro<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A fost ales cel mai bun banc din lume, iar acum este vedet\u0103 la \u201eBancul zilei\u201d. \u00cen 2010, revista Reader&#8217;s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11966,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/pt-banc.jpg?fit=236%2C118","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-3G8","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14144"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14146,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14144\/revisions\/14146"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11966"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}