{"id":23786,"date":"2017-06-12T15:04:55","date_gmt":"2017-06-12T12:04:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=23786"},"modified":"2017-06-12T15:04:55","modified_gmt":"2017-06-12T12:04:55","slug":"bancul-zilei-asa-calcul-da","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=23786","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei: A\u015eA CALCUL DA!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ion se casatoreste cu Maria dupa doar 3 luni de relatie. La o saptamana dupa nunta, Maria naste.<br \/>\nTot satul vorbeste.<br \/>\nIntre timp, Ion iese in sat sa le faca cinste prietenilor, iar ei il iau la rost:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ma Ioane, ce esti, ma, asta prost? Nu e ma copilul tau, ca voi nu aveti decat 3 luni impreuna!<br \/>\nIon se duce suparat acasa si o ia la intebari pe Maria:<br \/>\n&#8211; Marie, toata lumea rade de mine ca nu e copilul meu, ca noi nu avem decat 3 luni impreuna.<\/p>\n<div class=\"teads-inread\"><\/div>\n<p>Maria insa ii raspunde:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ma Ioane, ia vino tu sa-ti explic. Prietenii tai fac misto de tine. Ma Ioane, ai stat tu 3 luni cu mine?<br \/>\n&#8211; Da.<br \/>\n&#8211; Am stat eu 3 luni cu tine?<br \/>\n&#8211; Da.<br \/>\n&#8211; Am stat noi 3 luni impreuna?<br \/>\n&#8211; Da.<br \/>\n&#8211; Ei, vezi? Fa si tu o socoteala, daca le aduni o sa vezi ca ies 9 luni.<\/p>\n<p>Sursa:lefe.hotnews<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion se casatoreste cu Maria dupa doar 3 luni de relatie. La o saptamana dupa nunta, Maria naste. Tot satul<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11966,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-amuzament"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/pt-banc.jpg?fit=236%2C118","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-6bE","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23786"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23786\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23787,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23786\/revisions\/23787"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11966"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}