{"id":25214,"date":"2017-07-17T15:54:29","date_gmt":"2017-07-17T12:54:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=25214"},"modified":"2017-07-17T15:54:29","modified_gmt":"2017-07-17T12:54:29","slug":"bancul-zilei-omida","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=25214","title":{"rendered":"BANCUL ZILEI &#8211; Omida"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u00a0Se duce un om la un magazin zoo \u015fi zice:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211; Ave\u0163i vreun animal vorbitor?<br \/>\nV\u00e2nz\u0103torul:<br \/>\n&#8211; Da avem, poftim o omid\u0103 vorbitoare!<br \/>\nCump\u0103r\u0103 omul omida, o aduce acas\u0103 \u015fi o pune \u00eentr-o cutiu\u0163\u0103, pe urm\u0103 \u00eei spune:<br \/>\n&#8211; Mergi la plimbare?<br \/>\nEa tace. El strig\u0103 mai tare:<br \/>\n&#8211; Mergi la plimbare?<br \/>\nIar\u0103\u015fi tace, omul enervat la maxim, strig\u0103 din toate puterile:<br \/>\n&#8211; Mergi la plimbare ?<br \/>\nOmida:<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu striga bre, nu vezi c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eencal\u0163?!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sursa:ziarulevenimentul<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Se duce un om la un magazin zoo \u015fi zice:\u00a0 &#8211; Ave\u0163i vreun animal vorbitor? V\u00e2nz\u0103torul: &#8211; Da avem, poftim<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amuzament"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-6yG","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25214"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25214\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25215,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25214\/revisions\/25215"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}