{"id":25363,"date":"2017-07-20T12:36:59","date_gmt":"2017-07-20T09:36:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=25363"},"modified":"2017-07-20T09:48:08","modified_gmt":"2017-07-20T06:48:08","slug":"bancul-zilei-la-ghicitoare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=25363","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei: La ghicitoare"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<p>Plimbandu-se printr-un balci, <strong>un barbat<\/strong> ajunge <strong>la<\/strong> cortul unei <strong>ghicitoare<\/strong>. Gandindu-se ca se va amuza strasnic, omul intra in cort si se asaza.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Vad ca esti tatal a doi copii, spune ghicitoarea, privind in globul de cristal.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Asa crezi tu, replica dispretuitor barbatul. Sunt tatal a trei copii.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Asta s-o crezi tu!, zice ghicitoarea.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>O blond\u0103 la ghicitoare:<\/h2>\n<p>\u2013 M\u0103 iubesc doi. Spune-mi care dintre ei va fi norocosul!<\/p>\n<p>Ghicitoarea consulta c\u0103r\u021bile, apoi se uit\u0103 atent la ea \u0219i spune:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Cel care va avea noroc este Vasile! Te vei c\u0103s\u0103tori cu Ion.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/dreamgeek.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/ghicitoare-cu-carti.jpg?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Imagini pentru la ghicitoare\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sursa:revistafresh<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Plimbandu-se printr-un balci, un barbat ajunge la cortul unei ghicitoare. Gandindu-se ca se va amuza strasnic, omul intra in cort<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amuzament"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-6B5","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25363"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25363\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25364,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25363\/revisions\/25364"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}