1. Un om disperat se adreseaz\u0103 unui alt om de pe strad\u0103:<\/p>\n
– Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i! spune\u0163i-mi, v\u0103 rog, unde este fabrica de p\u00e2ine.<\/p>\n
– Nu m\u0103 sup\u0103r. Este l\u00e2ng\u0103 fabrica de confec\u0163ii.<\/p>\n
– \u015ei v\u0103 mai rog s\u0103-mi spune\u0163i unde este fabrica de confec\u0163ii.<\/p>\n
– L\u00e2ng\u0103 fabrica de p\u00e2ine.<\/p>\n
Omul nostru nervos \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n
– Bine m\u0103, da fabrica de p\u00e2ine \u015fi cea de confec\u0163ii unde le pot g\u0103si ?<\/p>\n
Civilul foarte calm r\u0103spunde:\u00a0 – Una l\u00e2ng\u0103 alta!<\/p>\n
2. Nimeni \u015fi Prost au ajuns la mare.Se duc s\u0103 fac\u0103 baie:<\/p>\n
Nimeni se \u00eeneac\u0103! Prost sun\u0103 la salvamar:<\/p>\n
-B\u0103, se \u00eeneac\u0103 Nimeni!<\/p>\n
-B\u0103, tu e\u015fti prost?<\/p>\n
-Da, m\u0103, eu sunt!<\/p>\n
3. Dou\u0103 bufni\u0163e stau pe o creang\u0103.<\/p>\n
Una:<\/p>\n
– Buhuhu!<\/p>\n
Cealalt\u0103:<\/p>\n
– Da’ buhuhu pe m\u0103-ta, c\u0103 m-ai speriat.<\/p>\n
4. Un om foarte gras st\u0103tea \u00een fa\u0163a unei gr\u0103dini\u0163e de copii. La un moment dat, vine la el o educatoare \u015fi-l \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n
– Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, a\u015ftepta\u0163i un copil?<\/p>\n
Ca replic\u0103, barbatul gras spune:<\/p>\n
– Nu. A\u015fa sunt eu mai gras!<\/p>\n
5. Merge Bul\u0103 la po\u015ft\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei spune po\u015fta\u015fului:<\/p>\n
-Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, a\u015ftept o scrisoare!<\/p>\n
-Nu m\u0103 sup\u0103r. A\u015ftepta\u0163i!<\/p>\n
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