{"id":28611,"date":"2017-10-27T12:34:42","date_gmt":"2017-10-27T09:34:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=28611"},"modified":"2017-10-27T11:40:18","modified_gmt":"2017-10-27T08:40:18","slug":"glume-despre-prieteni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=28611","title":{"rendered":"Glume despre prieteni"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"articleContent\">-Nu te ingrijoreaza ca toti prietenii tai sunt insurati, iar tu nu esti?<br \/>\n&#8211; Ba da, ma ingrijoreaza&#8230; dar nu mai am cum sa ii ajut!<\/div>\n<div class=\"clear\"><\/div>\n<p>&#8211; Am auzit ca te-ai impacat cu Nelu, e adevarat?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Da, dar numai provizoriu. Saptamana viitoare ne casatorim.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ce zici, ca dupa cinci ani, de cand nu ne-am vazut, am reusit sa te recunosc. Te-ai schimbat atat de mult, arati foarte imbatranita.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ea se imbolnaveste si este internata la spital.<\/p>\n<p>In ziua de vizita vine la ea o colega. O intreaba daca la\u00a0<a title=\"Bancuri de la locul de munca\" href=\"http:\/\/www.googu.ro\/bancuri\/job.htm\">birou<\/a>\u00a0totul e in ordine.<\/p>\n<p>Colega ii raspunde:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; &#8220;Da, draga, stai fara grija ca totul e in ordine la birou. Adriana face cafeaua, Elena iti tricoteaza la pulover, Caty iti face cuvintele incrucisate, iar eu ma ocup de sefu&#8217;!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Nu stiu ce are lumea asta cu mine. Zice ca m-as fi maritat cu barbatul meu numai pentru bani.<br \/>\n&#8211; Si nu-i asa?<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu-i asa, tu. Ca sa ajung la banii lui a trebuit sa ma despart de el.<\/p>\n<p>Sursa:googu.ro<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-Nu te ingrijoreaza ca toti prietenii tai sunt insurati, iar tu nu esti? &#8211; Ba da, ma ingrijoreaza&#8230; dar nu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":28169,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-amuzament"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/zambet.jpg?fit=646%2C404","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-7rt","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28611"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28612,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28611\/revisions\/28612"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28169"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}