{"id":30364,"date":"2017-12-13T14:05:27","date_gmt":"2017-12-13T12:05:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=30364"},"modified":"2017-12-13T11:26:28","modified_gmt":"2017-12-13T09:26:28","slug":"sa-radem-la-maxim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=30364","title":{"rendered":"S\u0103 r\u00e2dem la maxim!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.afaceriardelene.ro\/i\/poze\/03152013121326bancuri%20cu%20blonde.jpg?w=800\" alt=\"Imagini pentru bancuri cu blonde\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/h3>\n<p>Sun\u0103 o blond\u0103 la Poli\u0163ie:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Mi-au spart ma\u015fina, mi-au furat totul&#8230; \u015fi volanul, \u015fi pedalele, \u015fi schimb\u0103torul de viteze, totul&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Peste 5 minute, \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103 cu palma peste cap \u015fi sun\u0103 iar la poli\u0163ie:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; V\u0103 rog s\u0103 ma scuza\u0163i, m-am urcat \u00een spate!<\/p>\n<p>Sursa:adevarul<\/p>\n<h1><\/h1>\n<h1><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/media.dcnews.ro\/image\/201311\/w670\/Betiv.jpg?resize=280%2C187&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Betiv\" width=\"280\" height=\"187\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/h1>\n<h1>Ce prefer\u0103 be\u021bivii?<\/h1>\n<p>Doi be\u021bivi stau de vorb\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; B\u0103, tu care boal\u0103 crezi c\u0103 este mai grav\u0103? Parkinson sau Alzheimer?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Eu zic c\u0103 mai bine este s\u0103 ai Parkinson.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; De ce?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; P\u0103i, mai bine ver\u0219i jum\u0103tate de pahar p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eel duci la gur\u0103, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 ui\u021bi unde ai pus sticla!<\/p>\n<p>Sursa:dcnews.ro<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Sun\u0103 o blond\u0103 la Poli\u0163ie: &#8211; Mi-au spart ma\u015fina, mi-au furat totul&#8230; \u015fi volanul, \u015fi pedalele, \u015fi schimb\u0103torul de<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":30179,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-amuzament"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/emoticon.jpg?fit=381%2C400","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-7TK","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30364"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30368,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30364\/revisions\/30368"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/30179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}