{"id":30422,"date":"2017-12-14T12:40:07","date_gmt":"2017-12-14T10:40:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=30422"},"modified":"2017-12-14T12:40:07","modified_gmt":"2017-12-14T10:40:07","slug":"bancul-zilei-ardelenii-si-necazul-modernitatii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=30422","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei: Ardelenii \u0219i necazul modernit\u0103\u021bii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doi ardeleni stateau de vorba:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ba, io nu mai pot! De cand cu emisiunile aste cu gatit, muierea mea o luat-o razna! Ieri o facut ciorba de fasole cu smochine. Smochine, ba, SMOCHINE!!!<br \/>\n&#8211; Mie-mi zici? A mea o pus piersici in tocanita de cartofi&#8230; cica sa-i dea un fleivar modern&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Mi-i si frica sa vin acasa, ca cine stie ce blastamatie pune pe masa. O trebuit sa mananc mamaliga cu rodii&#8230; Cu rodii, ba, CU RODII !<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Io mananc pe ascuns, ca mi-i mila s-o jignesc&#8230; O facut sarmale umplute cu creveti. Am asteptat sa adoarma ca sa manc un parizer cinstit&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; A mea i-o pus la prunc la scoala pita cu untura si cu rucola&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Asta nu-i nimic: am tinut pomana dupa ma-sa si o facut coliva cu mascarpone si sirop de artar&#8230; flambata!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ba.<br \/>\n&#8211; Da, ba.<br \/>\n&#8211; Atata am vorbit de mancare, ca amu mi s-o facut sete!<br \/>\n&#8211; Ie, si mie&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; No, hai sa merem la crasma, sa puscam niste shot-uri de Jagermeister!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doi ardeleni stateau de vorba: &#8211; Ba, io nu mai pot! De cand cu emisiunile aste cu gatit, muierea mea<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":29077,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-social"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/share-emoji.jpg?fit=1197%2C653","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-7UG","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30422"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30422\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30424,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30422\/revisions\/30424"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/29077"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}