{"id":39024,"date":"2018-07-24T09:50:01","date_gmt":"2018-07-24T06:50:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=39024"},"modified":"2018-07-24T09:50:01","modified_gmt":"2018-07-24T06:50:01","slug":"glume-despre-masini-cum-s-ar-descrie-fiecare-autoturism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=39024","title":{"rendered":"Glume despre ma\u0219ini, cum s-ar descrie fiecare autoturism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>BENTLEY<\/strong>: Am folosit scrumiera astazi,doresc sa o inlocuiesc.<\/p>\n<p><strong>LAMBORGHINI:<\/strong>\u00a0Problema grava, apare un suierat de vant la 320km\/h<\/p>\n<p><strong>TOYOTA:<\/strong>\u00a0Voua va merge masina cu baterii AA sau AAA ?<\/p>\n<p><strong>FERRARI:<\/strong>\u00a0Am traversat o cale ferata , pagube sub masina de 20.000 dolari.<\/p>\n<p><strong>VOLKSWAGEN:<\/strong>\u00a0Am facut pana, mai aveam motorina dar s-a terminat uleiul<\/p>\n<p><strong>SMART<\/strong>: O idioata cu un JEEP a trecut astazi peste masina mea<\/p>\n<p><strong>JEEP<\/strong>: Mi s-a blocat un SMART intre motor si scut<\/p>\n<p><strong>FORD<\/strong>: Stie cineva un mecanic bun ?<\/p>\n<p><strong>RENAULT:<\/strong>\u00a0Mai am o luna tratament psihiatric, incep sa ma obisnuiesc cu greierii.<\/p>\n<p><strong>CADILLAC<\/strong>: La voi in garaj aveti loc sa deschideti usile ?<\/p>\n<p><strong>HONDA:<\/strong>\u00a0Am furat cheile de la masina bunicului, cum o pornesc ?<\/p>\n<p><strong>AUDI<\/strong>: Cat de mult pot sa imi iubesc masina !<\/p>\n<p><strong>PORSCHE:<\/strong>\u00a0Si eu am probleme cu ceafa de la acceleratie\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>FIAT:<\/strong>\u00a0Hello, numai este nimeni pe aici ?<\/p>\n<p><strong>HUMMER:<\/strong>\u00a0Caut service mai apropiat de 10 km , ca ma costa 100 lei drumul<\/p>\n<p><strong>CITROEN<\/strong>: Mi s-au defectat comenzile vocale si bordul holograma<\/p>\n<p><strong>BMW:<\/strong>\u00a0Am scos toba si tot nu reusesc sa trezesc tot cartierul<\/p>\n<p><strong>MCLAREN:<\/strong>\u00a0Un penibil cu un F16 a sugerat sa ne intrecem.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SKODA:<\/strong>\u00a0Am mai gasit o piesa identica cu Audi la motor<\/p>\n<p><strong>SUBARU:<\/strong>\u00a0Cumpar cauciucuri<\/p>\n<p><strong>LAND ROVER<\/strong>: Intalnire auto maine pe Himalaya<\/p>\n<p><strong>VOLVO<\/strong>: Petitie pentru noile teste NCAP cu 10 stele<\/p>\n<p><strong>DACIA<\/strong>: Am schimbat totul si tot nu porneste<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BENTLEY: Am folosit scrumiera astazi,doresc sa o inlocuiesc. LAMBORGHINI:\u00a0Problema grava, apare un suierat de vant la 320km\/h TOYOTA:\u00a0Voua va merge<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":38999,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-social"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/glume-masini-690x460.jpg?fit=690%2C460","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-a9q","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39024","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39024"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39024\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39025,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39024\/revisions\/39025"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/38999"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}