{"id":45856,"date":"2019-01-29T09:31:14","date_gmt":"2019-01-29T07:31:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=45856"},"modified":"2019-01-29T09:31:19","modified_gmt":"2019-01-29T07:31:19","slug":"ciobanul-din-botosani-care-si-a-pus-casa-pe-roti-si-e-trasa-de-cai-nea-ion-isi-plimba-nevasta-gravida-prin-sat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=45856","title":{"rendered":"CIOBANUL DIN BOTO\u0218ANI CARE \u0218I-A PUS CASA PE RO\u021aI \u0218I E TRAS\u0102 DE CAI! NEA ION \u00ce\u0218I PLIMB\u0102 NEVASTA GRAVID\u0102 PRIN SAT"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Un cioban din Boto\u0219ani \u0219i-a pus casa pe ro\u021bi \u0219i e tras\u0103 de cai! Nea Ion \u00ee\u0219i plimb\u0103 nevasta gravid\u0103 prin sat \u0219i a g\u0103sit modalitatea perfect\u0103 de a nu polua aerul.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2nd al\u021bii scot bani grei din buzunare pentru a-\u0219i cump\u0103ra bolizi de lux, Nea Ion \u0219i-a pus casa pe ro\u021bi \u0219i e tras\u0103 de cai. Ciobanul se plimb\u0103 prin sat, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 polueze \u0219i se mut\u0103 cu c\u0103su\u021ba \u00een func\u021bie de oile sale. Modalitatea ecologic\u0103 g\u0103sit\u0103 de Nea Ion l-a surprins pl\u0103cut pe Sorin Oni\u0219or, celebrul fotograf din spatele multor pove\u0219ti de suflet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nea Ion se plimb\u0103 zilnic cu c\u0103su\u021ba pe ro\u021bi, dar \u0219i cu nevasta sa care urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103-l fac\u0103 \u0219i t\u0103tic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>\u201dS\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti, me\u0219tere. S\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti \u0219i dumneavoastr\u0103! (\u2026) Dar ce-i asta? C\u0103 eu n-am mai v\u0103zut a\u0219a ceva. Dar cine-i \u00een\u0103untru? Nevast\u0103-mea, e gravid\u0103. De unde sunte\u021bi? Din Leurda. \u0218i unde merge\u021bi? \u00cen Leurda. Noi am fost cu oile \u00een partea asta \u0219i le tragem acas\u0103. \u0218i cum a\u021bi pus casa pe ro\u021bi? Uite a\u0219a, am lipit c\u00e2te o bucat\u0103 de fier unul de altul. \u0218i merge \u0219i focul. Merge, merge. Dac\u0103 soba nu merge, am murit.\u201d<\/strong><\/em>, a fost discu\u021bia dintre Sorin Oni\u0219or \u0219i Nea Ion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-facebook wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-facebook\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"fb-video\" data-allowfullscreen=\"true\" data-href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sorinonisor\/videos\/10157015110668739\/?t=0\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>sursa: cancan.ro<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un cioban din Boto\u0219ani \u0219i-a pus casa pe ro\u021bi \u0219i e tras\u0103 de cai! Nea Ion \u00ee\u0219i plimb\u0103 nevasta gravid\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":45862,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stiri-interne"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/1-36.jpg?fit=720%2C377","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-bVC","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45856"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45863,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45856\/revisions\/45863"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/45862"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}