{"id":75386,"date":"2021-04-22T11:56:01","date_gmt":"2021-04-22T08:56:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=75386"},"modified":"2021-04-22T11:56:05","modified_gmt":"2021-04-22T08:56:05","slug":"glume-amuzante-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=75386","title":{"rendered":"Glume amuzante"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>V\u0103 rog,deschide\u021bi c\u00e2rciumile! Nu suport s\u0103 mai beau singur \u00een cas\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;.tocmai am \u00eentrebat-o pe nevast\u0103-mea dac\u0103 e m\u0103ritat\u0103!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/--zdvL4ly3Nk\/UkHUywHaEkI\/AAAAAAAAJjg\/CSdoakg1CYs\/s1600\/Remedii+populare+contra+bauturii+alcoolismului.jpg?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Remedii populare contra bauturii \/ alcoolismului - diane.ro\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"75387\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?attachment_id=75387\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/bad646f9d9c324b059e399d734b16f0c.jpg?fit=236%2C236\" data-orig-size=\"236,236\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"bad646f9d9c324b059e399d734b16f0c\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/bad646f9d9c324b059e399d734b16f0c.jpg?fit=236%2C236\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/bad646f9d9c324b059e399d734b16f0c.jpg?fit=236%2C236\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/bad646f9d9c324b059e399d734b16f0c.jpg?resize=378%2C378\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-75387\" width=\"378\" height=\"378\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/bad646f9d9c324b059e399d734b16f0c.jpg?w=236 236w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/bad646f9d9c324b059e399d734b16f0c.jpg?resize=150%2C150 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 378px) 100vw, 378px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen fa\u0163a unui dozator de cafea, un poli\u0163ist observ\u0103 cum un tip introduce o fis\u0103, apas\u0103 un buton, \u00ee\u015fi ia cafeaua \u015fi pleac\u0103. Curios, poli\u0163istul introduce \u015fi el o fis\u0103, apas\u0103 un buton \u015fi-i cade cafeaua.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Foarte fericit, acesta \u00ee\u015fi schimb\u0103 to\u0163i banii \u00een fise \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 le introduc\u0103 \u00een dozator. 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