{"id":76589,"date":"2021-06-08T10:59:55","date_gmt":"2021-06-08T07:59:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=76589"},"modified":"2021-06-08T10:59:59","modified_gmt":"2021-06-08T07:59:59","slug":"discutie-ca-intre-bancnote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=76589","title":{"rendered":"Discu\u021bie ca \u00eentre bancnote…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Bancul zilei: O bancnot\u0103 de un leu \u015fi una de cinci sute de lei se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 povesteasc\u0103: “\u015ei ce ai f\u0103cut?”<\/h1>\n\n\n\n

Pentru c\u0103 niciodat\u0103 nu stric\u0103 o por\u0163ie serioas\u0103 de r\u00e2s, iat\u0103 bancul zilei!<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dou\u0103 bancnote rom\u00e2ne\u015fti s-au \u00eent\u00e2lnit \u015fi s-au pus pe povestit<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“O bancnot\u0103 de un leu \u015fi una de cinci sute de lei se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc:

– \u015ei… ce-ai mai f\u0103cut? \u00eentreab\u0103 cea de un leu.
– Eh, p\u0103i prin cazinouri, am fost \u015fi \u00eentr-o croazier\u0103 pe Dun\u0103re, m-am plimbat apoi cu o tip\u0103 bun\u0103 prin mall-urile din Bucure\u015fti, am fost \u015fi prin provincie la Pietroasele, am fost \u015fi pe la munte… Tu ce mai faci?
– Hmm, cele obi\u015fnuite… biseric\u0103, biseric\u0103, biseric\u0103…”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Bancul zilei: O bancnot\u0103 de un leu \u015fi una de cinci sute de lei se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 povesteasc\u0103:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":76596,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rubrica-de-umor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/img-1.jpg?fit=970%2C649","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-jVj","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76589"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76597,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76589\/revisions\/76597"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/76596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}