{"id":98167,"date":"2023-04-28T09:49:08","date_gmt":"2023-04-28T06:49:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=98167"},"modified":"2023-04-28T09:49:13","modified_gmt":"2023-04-28T06:49:13","slug":"haz-de-necaz-296","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=98167","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Copiii afla\u021bi pe scaunele din spate ale ma\u0219inilor, cauzeaz\u0103 accidente, dar accidentele pe bancheta din spate ale ma\u0219inilor cauzeaz\u0103 copii.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Sfor\u0103i at\u00e2t de tare \u00eenc\u00e2t \u00eei sperii pe to\u021bi din ma\u0219ina pe care o conduci.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Mersul la biseric\u0103 nu te face un cre\u0219tin mai bun, la fel cum statul \u00eentr-un garaj nu te face o ma\u0219in\u0103.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nu e ciudat cum atunci c\u00e2nd, fiind la volan, vezi un poli\u021bist, devii paranoic \u00een loc s\u0103 te sim\u021bi protejat.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ce au \u00een comun femeile \u0219i ma\u0219inile de poli\u021bie? Ambele fac o groaz\u0103 de zgomot \u00eenainte s\u0103 apar\u0103.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Muncesc ca s\u0103 cump\u0103r o ma\u0219in\u0103 ca s\u0103 merg s\u0103 muncesc.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ce fel de ma\u0219ini erau \u00een Biblie? Honda. De ce? 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