\u00cen ultima perioad\u0103 au ap\u0103rut tot mai multe glume pe seama brunetelor, a\u015fa c\u0103 v\u0103 prezent\u0103m un top cu cele mai reu\u015fite anecdote.<\/p>\n
1. Cum se nume\u015fte o brunet\u0103 \u00eentr-o sal\u0103 plin\u0103 cu blonde?<\/p>\n
– Femeia invizibil\u0103.<\/p>\n
2.O brunet\u0103 st\u0103 pe marginea unei \u015fosele \u015fi zice : 81, 81, 81. O blond\u0103 trece pe acolo \u015fi o aude pe brunet\u0103 numar\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n
– Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 81? \u00eentreab\u0103 curioas\u0103 blonda.<\/p>\n
– Dac\u0103 te a\u015fezi pe dunga alb\u0103 din mijlocul drumului \u00ee\u0163i spun, zice bruneta.<\/p>\n
Blonda se a\u015faz\u0103 pe centrul drumului, iar un camion vine \u00een vitez\u0103 \u015fi o arunc\u0103 pe blond\u0103 la c\u00e2\u0163iva metri de marginea \u015foselei.<\/p>\n
Bruneta \u00ee\u015fi aprinde o \u0163igar\u0103 \u015fi zice : 82, 82, 82.<\/p>\n
3. De ce sunt brunetele a\u015fa m\u00e2ndre de culoarea p\u0103rului?<\/p>\n
Pentru c\u0103 se asorteaz\u0103 bine cu musta\u0163a.<\/p>\n
4.O blond\u0103 \u015fi o brunet\u0103 stau pe o banc\u0103 \u00een parc.<\/p>\n
– Uite o pasare moart\u0103, zice bruneta.<\/p>\n
– Unde? zice blonda, uit\u00e2ndu-se pe cer.<\/p>\n
5. Dou\u0103 brunete la du\u015f:<\/p>\n
– D\u0103-mi te rog, \u015famponul tau!<\/p>\n
– Dar, ai unul l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine….<\/p>\n
– \u015etiu, dar eu acesta este pentru p\u0103r uscat, iar eu am p\u0103rul ud.<\/p>\n
6. De ce r\u00e2d fetele brunete c\u00e2nd aud un banc despre blonde?<\/p>\n
Deoarece cred c\u0103 nu se refer\u0103 la ele.<\/p>\n
7. De ce n-au parte b\u0103rba\u0163ii de blonde?<\/p>\n
De gura brunetelor.<\/p>\n
8. Dac\u0103 o blond\u0103 \u015fi o brunet\u0103 cad \u00een acela\u015fi de pe un bloc cu 10 etaje, care ajunge prima jos?<\/p>\n
Raspuns: Bruneta! Blonda se r\u0103tace\u015fte.<\/p>\n
9. Care femei sunt cele mai fidele?<\/p>\n
Blondele, brunetele sau ro\u015fcatele?<\/p>\n
R\u0103spuns: C\u0103runtele.<\/p>\n
10. De ce bancurile cu blonde sunt scurte?<\/p>\n
– Ca s\u0103 le \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103 brunetele.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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