{"id":103142,"date":"2023-09-27T09:31:55","date_gmt":"2023-09-27T06:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=103142"},"modified":"2023-09-27T09:31:58","modified_gmt":"2023-09-27T06:31:58","slug":"haz-de-necaz-373","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=103142","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Un preot sun\u0103 un enoria\u0219 care \u00ee\u021bi sfin\u021bise ma\u0219ina:
– Ce faci fiule?
– Bine p\u0103rinte. Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat?
– Tu ai cumva asigurare la Euroins?
– Da
– Atunci trebuie s\u0103 refacem sfin\u021bitul ma\u0219inii. Mai trebuie s\u0103 dai \u00eenc\u0103 100 de lei pentru completarea pachetului cu rug\u0103ciuni specifice situa\u021biilor de faliment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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De ce o b\u0103tr\u00e2nic\u0103 gonea cu vitez\u0103 mare<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Poli\u021bia opre\u0219te \u00een trafic o “pu\u0219toaic\u0103” de 80 \u0219i ceva de ani:
– De ce v\u0103 gr\u0103bi\u021bi a\u0219a?
– Ca s\u0103 nu uit unde merg.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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De ce un poli\u021bist opre\u0219te o ma\u0219in\u0103<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Un poli\u021bist opre\u0219te o ma\u0219in\u0103.
Soferul uimit \u00eentreab\u0103:
– De ce m-a\u021bi oprit? Nu mergeam dec\u00e2t cu 20 km\/or\u0103.
– Si de ce te furi\u0219ai a\u0219a!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sursa:bancuri365; whatsapp<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Un preot sun\u0103 un enoria\u0219 care \u00ee\u021bi sfin\u021bise ma\u0219ina:– Ce faci fiule?– Bine p\u0103rinte. Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat?– Tu ai cumva<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":91209,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rubrica-de-umor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/insigna-emoticon-pupic.jpg?fit=600%2C600&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-qPA","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=103142"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":103145,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103142\/revisions\/103145"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/91209"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=103142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=103142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=103142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}