– Da draga mea, normal!
– Stii c\u0103 niciodat\u0103 nu te-a\u0219 min\u021bi!
– Evident!
– Ei bine, un st\u00e2lp de metal m-a atacat c\u00e2nd parcam ma\u0219ina la mall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nDe ce o femeie a dat \u0219terg\u0103toarele jos de pe ma\u0219in\u0103<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
– Iubito, unde sunt \u0219terg\u0103toarele de pe ma\u0219in\u0103? O soferi\u021b\u0103 oprit\u0103 in trafic, incepe s\u0103 urle la ofi\u021berul de poli\u021bie. – Iubitule, \u021bi-am f\u0103cut cl\u0103tite \u0219i am lovit pu\u021bin ma\u0219ina. Sursa:bancuri365<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Ce a p\u0103\u021bit o femeie \u00een parcarea de la mall – Iubitele, ai \u00eencredere \u00een mine, nu?– Da draga mea,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":98227,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rubrica-de-umor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/emoji.webp","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-qRg","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=103246"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":103247,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103246\/revisions\/103247"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/98227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=103246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=103246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=103246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
– Le-am dat jos.
– De ce?
– Pentru c\u0103 poli\u021bi\u0219tii \u00eemi tot pun bile\u021bele sub ele!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n![\"cum](\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/bancuri365.ro\/images\/soferi\/cum_si_parcat_o_femeie_masina_bancuri.jpg?w=800&ssl=1\")
<\/figure>\n\n\n\nDiscu\u021bie \u00eentre o \u0219oferi\u021b\u0103 \u0219i un agent de circula\u021bie<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
Poli\u021bistul:
– Doamn\u0103, v\u0103 scriu o amend\u0103 de 100 Iei pentru insultarea unui agent de circula\u021bie
Soferi\u021ba:
– Scrie de 300, c\u0103 n-am terminat.<\/p>\n\n\n\nCe i-a f\u0103cut o femeie iubitului ei<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
– Ce-ai f\u0103cut?!
– Cl\u0103tite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n![\"cum](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bancuri365.ro\/images\/soferi\/cum_arata_parcarea_perpendiculara_bancuri.jpg?w=800&ssl=1\")
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