{"id":103667,"date":"2023-10-12T09:57:31","date_gmt":"2023-10-12T06:57:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=103667"},"modified":"2023-10-12T09:57:33","modified_gmt":"2023-10-12T06:57:33","slug":"haz-de-necaz-383","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=103667","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">De ce un taximetrist conduce f\u0103r\u0103 atestat<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Un taximetrist este oprit in trafic de un poli\u021bist:<br>&#8211; De ce conduce\u021bi taxi dac\u0103 nu ave\u021bi atestat?<br>&#8211; Un coleg de-al dvs. mi-a spus!<br>&#8211; Cum s\u0103 v\u0103 spun\u0103 a\u0219a ceva?<br>&#8211; Da, da! Mi-a spus c\u0103 dac\u0103 beau, s\u0103 merg cu taxi-ul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">De ce a fost oprit un motociclist de catre un politist<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Un motociclist este oprit de un poli\u021bist.<br>Coboar\u0103 \u0103sta de pe motociclet\u0103 ofticat \u0219i-l intreab\u0103 pe poli\u021bist:<br>\u2013 Mergeam prea repede?<br>\u2013 Nu, zbura\u021bi prea jos!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Discu\u021bie \u00eentre un sofer \u0219i un poli\u021bist<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Poli\u021bistul:<br>&#8211; A\u021bi consumat b\u0103uturi alcoolice?<br>&#8211; O lad\u0103 de bere, 2 litri de vin \u0219i o sticl\u0103 de vodk\u0103.<br>&#8211; Sufla\u021bi aici, v\u0103 rog.<br>&#8211; De ce? Nu m\u0103 crede\u021bi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/bancuri365.ro\/images\/soferi\/motivul_pentru_care_un_sofer_a_fost_oprit_de_politie_bancuri.jpg?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"motivul pentru care un sofer a fost oprit de politie bancuri\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Cine e dezechilibrat\u0103<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>La service:<br>&#8211; Bun\u0103 ziua. Am venit pentru o verificare la roat\u0103. Nevast\u0103-mea spune c\u0103 are probleme.<br>&#8211; E dezechilibrat\u0103?<br>&#8211; Da, \u0219i ea \u0219i m\u0103-sa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bancuri365.ro\/images\/muncitori\/cum_arata_o_reparatie_facuta_de_un_mecanic_mai_ieftin.jpg?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"cum arata o reparatie facuta de un mecanic mai ieftin\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Sursa:bancuri365<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De ce un taximetrist conduce f\u0103r\u0103 atestat Un taximetrist este oprit in trafic de un poli\u021bist:&#8211; De ce conduce\u021bi taxi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":98227,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rubrica-de-umor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/emoji.webp","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-qY3","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=103667"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":103668,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103667\/revisions\/103668"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/98227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=103667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=103667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=103667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}