{"id":105200,"date":"2023-11-17T11:00:37","date_gmt":"2023-11-17T09:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=105200"},"modified":"2023-11-17T11:00:40","modified_gmt":"2023-11-17T09:00:40","slug":"haz-de-necaz-406","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=105200","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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  1. Se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te un dirijor cu Dumnezeu. <\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    Dirijorul: Doamne\u2026 ajut\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 devin cel mai bun dirijor! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Dumnezeu \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Fiule, \u021bi-ar pl\u0103cea s\u0103 fii dirijorul corului meu de \u00eengeri \u0219i cei mai buni compozitori precum Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert s\u0103 scrie pentru tine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Dirijorul: Ar fi cel mai extraordinar lucru! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Dumnezeu: Preg\u0103te\u0219te-te, m\u00e2ine la 10 ai prima repeti\u021bie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    2. O b\u0103tr\u00e2nic\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i strig\u0103 pisica:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    -Pis, pis, pis\u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    3. Pisica \u00eei r\u0103spunde: -Pace \u015fi \u021bie, mamaie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    \u2013 Cum va numi\u021bi? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    \u2013 Po-po-pop\u0103 M\u0103-m\u0103-marin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    \u2013 Sunte\u021bi b\u00e2lb\u00e2it? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    \u2013 Nu, tata a fost, iar func\u021bionarul era un dobitoc\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    4. \u2013 B\u0103i, de c\u00e2nd m-am mutat \u00eempreun\u0103 cu prietena mea, am hot\u0103r\u00e2t am\u00e2ndoi s\u0103 facem cump\u0103r\u0103turile pe r\u00e2nd. O zi ea, o zi eu, o zi ea, o zi eu\u2026 \u0219i tot a\u0219a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    -Tare. \u0218i care e diferen\u021ba?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    -P\u0103i acum o zi m\u00e2nc\u0103m, o zi bem, o zi m\u00e2nc\u0103m, o zi bem\u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    5. Un tip intr\u0103 \u00eentr-o ber\u0103rie: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    -Da\u021bi-mi o bere, \u00eemi a\u0219tept nevasta aici. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    -Brun\u0103 sau blond\u0103? \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 chelnerul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    -Nu \u0219tiu, de-abia a intrat la coafor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    6. Dup\u0103 miezul nop\u0163ii, sun\u0103 cineva la u\u015f\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Bubulina se duce somnoroas\u0103 s\u0103 deschid\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    \u00cen fa\u0163a u\u015fii erau patru b\u0103rba\u0163i, be\u0163i cri\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    \u2013 Stimat\u0103 doamn\u0103, noi am venit s\u0103-l conducem pe so\u0163ul dvs. p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103, dar nu \u015ftim care dintre noi este.
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    Sursa:libertatea\/ google<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Dirijorul: Doamne\u2026 ajut\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 devin cel mai bun dirijor! Dumnezeu \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103: Fiule, \u021bi-ar pl\u0103cea s\u0103 fii dirijorul corului meu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":84828,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-105200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rubrica-de-umor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/istockphoto-1179177852-612x612-1.jpg?fit=612%2C460&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-rmM","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=105200"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105200\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":105204,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105200\/revisions\/105204"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/84828"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=105200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=105200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=105200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}