Un b\u0103rbat la volanul unei ma\u015fini. E noapte, iar el e foarte obosit dup\u0103 multe ore de condus. La un moment dat, trage pe dreapta pentru un pui de somn.<\/p>\n
Nici nu apuc\u0103 sa a\u0163ipeasc\u0103 bine c\u0103 \u00eel si treze\u015fte unul care \u00eei bate \u00een geam si \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n
– Nu va sup\u0103ra\u0163i, ave\u0163i un ceas?<\/p>\n
Nervos, omul \u00eei r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n
– E patru \u015fi jum\u0103tate!<\/p>\n
Se pune iar la somn. Dup\u0103 ceva timp, aude alt\u0103 b\u0103taie \u00een geam:<\/p>\n
– Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, ave\u0163i un ceas?<\/p>\n
\u015ei mai nervos, r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n
– E cinci f\u0103r\u0103 zece!<\/p>\n
Apoi scrie pe o foaie mare: NU \u015eTIU C\u00c2T E CEASUL. Lipe\u015fte foaia pe geam \u015fi se culc\u0103.<\/p>\n
Se aude a treia b\u0103taie \u00een geam. Era alt tip.<\/p>\n
– Tu ce mai vrei, m\u0103?, \u00eel intreaba \u015foferul, nervos la culme.<\/p>\n
– E cinci \u015fi zece!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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