{"id":108395,"date":"2024-02-23T11:27:31","date_gmt":"2024-02-23T09:27:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=108395"},"modified":"2024-02-23T11:27:33","modified_gmt":"2024-02-23T09:27:33","slug":"haz-de-necaz-455","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=108395","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Intrebare:
– Ce face un \u0219ofer \u00een timp ce \u00ee\u0219i las\u0103 ma\u0219ina electric\u0103 la \u00eenc\u0103rcat?
R\u0103spuns:
– Se duce s\u0103-\u0219i tr\u0103iasc\u0103 via\u021ba, c\u0103 are timp.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

———-<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un tip vorbe\u0219te cu un prieten care are o ma\u0219in\u0103 electric\u0103:
– De ziua ta, o s\u0103-\u021bi cump\u0103r o enciclopedie. Nu de alta, dar s\u0103 ai ce face c\u00e2t timp stai la priz\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

———-<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apple lanseaz\u0103 o ma\u0219in\u0103 electric\u0103 \u00een 2025. Suntem curio\u0219i cu to\u021bii dac\u0103 va avea Windows (ferestre).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

———-<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Fiule, mama ta a salvat azi o mul\u021bime de vie\u021bi!
– De ce zici asa, t\u0103ticule!
– Pentru c\u0103 n-a reu\u0219it s\u0103 porneasc\u0103 ma\u0219ina azi diminea\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

———–<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Doi prieteni stau de vorb\u0103:
– M-am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat minte…de azi nu mai conduc cu vitez\u0103.
– De ce? Ai fost oprit de Politie?
– Nu am fost oprit sau amendat dar am ajuns cu jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 mai devreme la munc\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Intrebare:– Ce face un \u0219ofer \u00een timp ce \u00ee\u0219i las\u0103 ma\u0219ina electric\u0103 la \u00eenc\u0103rcat?R\u0103spuns:– Se duce s\u0103-\u0219i tr\u0103iasc\u0103 via\u021ba, c\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":98227,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rubrica-de-umor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/emoji.webp","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-scj","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=108395"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":108416,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108395\/revisions\/108416"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/98227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=108395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=108395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=108395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}