{"id":108676,"date":"2024-03-01T09:50:52","date_gmt":"2024-03-01T07:50:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=108676"},"modified":"2024-03-01T09:50:54","modified_gmt":"2024-03-01T07:50:54","slug":"haz-de-necaz-460","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=108676","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Glume de 1 Martie<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>1- Asocia\u021bia Rom\u00e2nilor Optimi\u0219ti recomand\u0103 ca m\u0103r\u021bi\u0219oarele s\u0103 fie prev\u0103zute nu doar cu \u0219nur, ci \u0219i cu s\u0103pun.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>2. &#8211; C\u00e2nd se d\u0103 un m\u0103r\u0163i\u015for \u00een Ferentari?<br>&#8211; C\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i pic\u0103 d\u0103c\u00e2t \u015fas\u0103-\u015fas\u0103 la z\u0103rule\u0163.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>3. Ce \u021bi-e \u0219i cu mafia asta a m\u0103r\u021bi\u0219oarelor&#8230; N-au mai fost mai mult de 30 de oameni care purtau alb-ro\u0219u prin Bucure\u0219ti de ultima oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd a jucat Dinamo acas\u0103.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>4<strong style=\"font-style: italic;\">. Care-i cel mai frumos lucru de prins \u00een piept femeilor de 1 Martie? Un silicon.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>5<\/strong><strong style=\"\"><i>. De ce-\u015fi zg\u00e2rie blondele monitoarele de 1 Martie? Ca s\u0103-\u015fi prind\u0103 \u00een piept m\u0103r\u0163i\u015foarele primite online.<\/i><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>6<\/strong><strong style=\"\"><i>. Cui ofer\u0103 poli\u0163i\u015ftii m\u0103r\u0163i\u015foare de 1 Martie? Tuturor femeilor din trafic \u015fi doamnei \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare.<\/i><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sursa:spynews<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dragul meu, ia-mi si mie un martisor\u2026&nbsp;<br>Da ce ai? Ala de anul trecut te strange?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bzi.ro\/teo-trandafir-revine-in-televiziune-ce-emisiune-va-prezenta-4928006?utm_source=romaniatv-net&#038;utm_medium=website&amp;%23038;utm_campaign=cross\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><\/a>Ce fac zg\u00e2rci\u0163ii de 1 Martie?\u00a0<br>Scot m\u0103r\u0163i\u015foarele de la naftalin\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Costele!&nbsp;<br>\u2013 Da, drag\u0103.<br>\u2013 Nu-\u0163i spune nimic ziua de 1 Martie?<br>\u2013 1 Martie\u2026 vine prim\u0103vara!<br>\u2013 Altceva!<br>\u2013 \u00cencepe campionatul!<br>\u2013 Nu, microbistu\u2019 lu\u2019 pe\u015fte!<br>\u2013 E ziua\u2026<br>\u2013 Ei, ei!<br>\u2013 E ziua c\u00e2nd ai tu programare de dentist?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Diminea\u021ba zilei de 1 martie:<br>Te-ai trezit cu o femeie necunoscut\u0103 \u00een pat? Prezint\u0103-te \u0219i \u00eentreab-o cum o cheam\u0103. Dac\u0103 \u021bi-ai luat una peste gur\u0103, e\u0219ti cu nevast\u0103-ta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sursa:romaniatv<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Glume de 1 Martie 1- Asocia\u021bia Rom\u00e2nilor Optimi\u0219ti recomand\u0103 ca m\u0103r\u021bi\u0219oarele s\u0103 fie prev\u0103zute nu doar cu \u0219nur, ci \u0219i<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":98227,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rubrica-de-umor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/emoji.webp","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-sgQ","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=108676"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108676\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":108677,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108676\/revisions\/108677"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/98227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=108676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=108676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=108676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}