{"id":110428,"date":"2024-04-18T10:39:31","date_gmt":"2024-04-18T07:39:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=110428"},"modified":"2024-04-18T10:39:48","modified_gmt":"2024-04-18T07:39:48","slug":"haz-de-necaz-489","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=110428","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Glume pentru \u0219colari<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un copil de 11 ani era catastrof\u0103 la matematic\u0103.<br>P\u0103rin\u021bii au \u00eencercat de toate, pana la medita\u021bii private, f\u0103r\u0103 niciun rezultat.<br>Dispera\u021bi, s-au hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103-l \u00eenscrie la o \u0219coal\u0103 religioas\u0103.<br>Dup\u0103 prima zi de \u0219coal\u0103, copilul vine acas\u0103 cu o figur\u0103 \u00eempietrit\u0103, nu zice nimic, merge direct \u00een camera lui \u0219i se apuc\u0103 de \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat.<br>Iese doar s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce, \u0219i dup\u0103 ce spal\u0103 vasele se \u00eentoarce direct \u00een camera lui \u0219i continu\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021be. Zi dup\u0103 zi, aceea\u0219i rutin\u0103.<br>Copilul nu mai vrea s\u0103 \u0219tie de prieteni, ie\u0219it \u00een ora\u0219, jocuri video\u2026<br>Nimic \u00een afar\u0103 de matematic\u0103.<br>La sf\u00e2r\u0219itul anului \u0219colar, copilul vine acas\u0103, pune carnetul de note \u00een fa\u021ba p\u0103rin\u021bilor \u0219i intr\u0103 \u00een camera lui, unde \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 \u00een continuare.<br>Mama deschide circumspect\u0103 carnetul \u0219i vede c\u0103 fiul ei are 10 la<br>matematic\u0103. Fericit\u0103, fuge \u00een camera lui \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Cum ai reu\u0219it, dragul meu? Profesorii !<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nu.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Atunci programul de preg\u0103tire suplimentar\u0103?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nu.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Manualele?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nu.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Atmosfera din \u0219coal\u0103?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nu.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Atunci?!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u00cen prima zi de \u0219coal\u0103, c\u00e2nd am intrat \u00een clas\u0103 \u0219i l-am v\u0103zut pe tipul \u0103la, b\u0103tut \u00een cuie, pe semnul plus, am \u0219tiut c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia nu se joac\u0103<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Sursa:whatsapp<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>-Doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare, poate fi pedepsit cineva pentru ceva ce nu a f\u0103cut?<br>-Nu!<br>-Ce bine! \u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu m\u0103 ve\u021bi pedepsi pentru c\u0103 nu mi-am f\u0103cut tema de cas\u0103!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>De ce c\u00e2r\u00e2ie cioara c\u00e2nd zboar\u0103?<br>Schimb\u0103 viteza.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Un copil pl\u00e2nge pe holurile \u0219colii, iar \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea \u00een \u00eentreab\u0103 ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat. \u201dUn coleg mi-a luat pl\u0103cinta!\u201d, \u00eei r\u0103spunde. \u201dA fost cu inten\u021bie?\u201d \u201dNu, cu br\u00e2nz\u0103!\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>-\u021ai-am cump\u0103rat manuale noi, te rog s\u0103 ai grij\u0103 de ele!<br>-Sigur, mama, nici nu m\u0103 voi atinge de ele!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>-Bunico, m\u00e2ine avem \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 cu p\u0103rin\u021bii. Po\u021bi s\u0103 vii tu?<br>-De ce m\u0103 trimi\u021bi tot timpul pe mine la \u0219edin\u021bele cu p\u0103rin\u021bii?<br>-Pentru c\u0103 tu nu prea auzi!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>-Tati, tu po\u021bi scrie pe \u00eentuneric?<br>-Pot s\u0103 \u00eencerc!<br>-Stai s\u0103 \u00eenchid lumina \u0219i \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eemi semnezi carnetul de note!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ce compliment \u00eei face cifra 8 cifrei 0?<br>-Frumoas\u0103 curea!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>-Tati, pot s\u0103 m\u0103 uit la televizor?<br>-Da, dar s\u0103 nu-l porne\u0219ti!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>-Ce strig\u0103 proful de informatic\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd e \u00een pericol?<br>-F1!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>-\u00cen timpul tezelor \u0219i al lucr\u0103rilor de control a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 m\u0103 duc pe lun\u0103.<br>-De ce?<br>-Acolo orice materie este de \u0219ase ori mai u\u0219oar\u0103!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Sursa:glumedespremame<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Glume pentru \u0219colari Un copil de 11 ani era catastrof\u0103 la matematic\u0103.P\u0103rin\u021bii au \u00eencercat de toate, pana la medita\u021bii private,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":98227,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-110428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rubrica-de-umor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/emoji.webp","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-sJ6","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=110428"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110428\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":110429,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110428\/revisions\/110429"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/98227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=110428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=110428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=110428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}