{"id":110732,"date":"2024-04-25T09:16:41","date_gmt":"2024-04-25T06:16:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=110732"},"modified":"2024-04-25T09:16:43","modified_gmt":"2024-04-25T06:16:43","slug":"haz-de-necaz-494","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=110732","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong><strong>\u201eBul\u0103 d\u0103 examen la filosofie\u201d<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>La final de an studen\u021besc, Bul\u0103 d\u0103 examen la filosofie. Intr\u0103 profesorul \u0219i spune:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Examenul const\u0103 \u00eentr-o singur\u0103 \u00eentrebare: \u201eDemonstra\u021bi c\u0103 acest scaun e invizibil!\u201d.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Studen\u021bii au scris zeci de pagini, aduc\u00e2nd \u00een sprijinul tezei lor chiar \u0219i teorii din alte discipline, precum trigonometria sau fizica cuantic\u0103. To\u021bi au picat. \u00cen afar\u0103 de Bul\u0103, care a luat nota 10. \u0218i a scris doar 2 cuvinte \u00een teza lui:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Care scaun?!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Alte bancuri haioase<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201d<strong>Bubulina vine sup\u0103rat\u0103 din ora\u0219<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-o zi, vine Bubulina de la cinematograf pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd \u00een hohote:<br>\u2013 A fost \u00eengrozitor mam\u0103, se pl\u00e2nge Bubulina. A trebuit s\u0103-mi schimb locul de patru ori la cinematograf.<br>\u2013 De ce, drag\u0103? S-a legat vreun b\u0103rbat de tine?<br>\u2013 P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103\u2026 da.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201d<strong>Poli\u021bistul:<\/strong>\u201d<br>\u2013 A\u021bi consumat b\u0103uturi alcoolice?<br>Bul\u0103: \u2013 3 beri, 2 sticle de vin \u0219i 1 de vodka.<br>\u2013 Suflati aici, va rog!<br>\u2013 De ce, nu m\u0103 crede\u021bi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un telefon la poli\u021bie, \u00een miezul nop\u021bii:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Veni\u021bi repede, ni\u0219te sp\u0103rg\u0103tori mi-au intrat \u00een cas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ne pare r\u0103u, dar nu mai avem niciun echipaj disponibil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Omul revine 5 minute mai t\u00e2rziu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Alo, tot eu v\u0103 telefonez, cel cu spargerea. Voiam s\u0103 v\u0103 zic c\u0103 nu mai e nevoie s\u0103 trimite\u021bi pe nimeni, i-am \u00eempu\u0219cat pe to\u021bi trei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cinci minute mai t\u00e2rziu, strada gemea de ma\u0219ini de poli\u021bie, iar poli\u021bi\u0219tii erau prin toat\u0103 casa. I-au prins pe sp\u0103rg\u0103tori.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un poli\u021bist discut\u0103 cu proprietarul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Dar dumneavoastr\u0103 parc\u0103 zicea\u021bi c\u0103 i-a\u021bi \u00eempu\u0219cat pe to\u021bi trei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Dar dumneavoastr\u0103 parc\u0103 zicea\u021bi c\u0103 n-ave\u021bi pe cine trimite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O blond\u0103 se preg\u0103te\u0219te s\u0103 plece de acas\u0103, av\u00e2nd \u00een m\u00e2na ambele chei ale ma\u0219inii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> So\u021bul o \u00eentreab\u0103: \u2013 De ce ai luat am\u00e2ndou\u0103 cheile?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> \u2013 P\u0103i nu vezi ce ger este? Poate nu porne\u0219te la prima cheie\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sursa:spynews<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eBul\u0103 d\u0103 examen la filosofie\u201d La final de an studen\u021besc, Bul\u0103 d\u0103 examen la filosofie. 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