{"id":110772,"date":"2024-04-26T09:34:05","date_gmt":"2024-04-26T06:34:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=110772"},"modified":"2024-04-26T09:52:26","modified_gmt":"2024-04-26T06:52:26","slug":"haz-de-necaz-495","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=110772","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Un banc taareeee! &#x1f604;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O femeie a plecat la cump\u0103r\u0103turi, c\u00e2nd a ajuns la cas\u0103 ea \u0219i-a deschis geanta, pentru a scoate portofelul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Casiera a v\u0103zut c\u0103 are la ea telecomanda de la televizor. Nu \u0219i-a putut controla curiozitatea \u0219i a \u00eentrebat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Iei mereu telecomanda televizorului cu tine \u00een geant\u0103?<br>Femeia, a r\u0103spuns:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nu, nu \u00eentotdeauna, dar so\u021bul meu a refuzat s\u0103 vin\u0103 cu mine la cump\u0103r\u0103turi, pentru c\u0103 voia s\u0103 vad\u0103 meciul de fotbal a\u0219a c\u0103 i-am luat telecomanda.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Moral\u0103:<br>Sus\u021bine-\u021bi \u0219i \u00eenso\u021be\u0219te-\u021bi so\u021bia c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi cere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar povestea continu\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Casiera a r\u00e2s \u0219i i-a \u00eenapoiat cardul doamnei. \u0218ocat\u0103, aceasta o \u00eentreab\u0103 ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103.<br>Casiera \u00eei explic\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u021bul v-a blocat cardul de credit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Morala:<br>Respect\u0103 hobby-urile so\u021bului t\u0103u.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar povestea continu\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u021bia a scos cardul de credit al so\u021bului ei, din portofel.<br>Cu siguran\u021b\u0103 nu \u0219i-a blocat propriul card!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Morala:<br>Nu subestima \u00een\u021belepciunea so\u021biei tale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar povestea continu\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2nd cardul a trecut, aparatul a afi\u0219at:<br>INTRODUCE-\u021aI PIN-UL TRIMIS PE TELEFONUL T\u0102U\u2026<br>Adic\u0103telea\u2026 pe telefonul so\u021bului!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Morala:<br>C\u00e2nd un b\u0103rbat este \u00een pericol s\u0103 piard\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i un aparat este suficient de inteligent ca s\u0103-l salveze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar povestea continu\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Femeia a z\u00e2mbit \u0219i a scos telefonul, care a bip\u0103it \u00een geant\u0103.<br>Era telefonul so\u021bului ei!<br>Ea, l-a luat \u00eempreun\u0103 cu telecomanda ca s\u0103 nu o sune c\u00e2t timp este la cump\u0103r\u0103turi.<br>\u0218i-a luat cump\u0103r\u0103turile \u0219i s-a \u00eentors acas\u0103, fericit\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Morala:<br>Nu subestima niciodat\u0103 so\u021bia!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar povestea continu\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2nd a ajuns acas\u0103 so\u021bul ei nu mai era. A g\u0103sit un bilet, pe u\u0219\u0103, pe care scria:<br>Nu am g\u0103sit telecomanda.<br>Sunt cu copiii la meci. Vom ajunge t\u00e2rziu. Sun\u0103-m\u0103 pe telefonul meu dac\u0103 ai nevoie de ceva.<br>A plecat cu cheile de la cas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Morala:<br>Nu \u00eencerca s\u0103-\u021bi controlezi so\u021bul, s-ar putea s\u0103 pierzi controlul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>R\u00e2sul este cel mai bun antidot pentru depresie &#x1f601;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sursa:whatsapp<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"1024\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 576 \/ 1024;\" width=\"576\" controls src=\"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Snaptik.app_7338842503824608545.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Sursa:tiktok<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un banc taareeee! &#x1f604; O femeie a plecat la cump\u0103r\u0103turi, c\u00e2nd a ajuns la cas\u0103 ea \u0219i-a deschis geanta, pentru<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":98227,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-110772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rubrica-de-umor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/emoji.webp","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-sOE","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=110772"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":110776,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110772\/revisions\/110776"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/98227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=110772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=110772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=110772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}