{"id":111786,"date":"2024-05-29T09:27:13","date_gmt":"2024-05-29T06:27:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=111786"},"modified":"2024-05-29T09:27:15","modified_gmt":"2024-05-29T06:27:15","slug":"haz-de-necaz-511","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=111786","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Glumi\u021ba de sezon<\/strong>😀😀😀<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum te \u00eendeamn\u0103 medicii s\u0103 votezi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chirurgul cardiovascular: Voteaz\u0103 cu inima deschis\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dermatologul: Dac\u0103 nu votezi, vei sim\u021bi pe pielea ta efectele!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Neurologul: Voteaz\u0103 ca s\u0103 ai mai pu\u021bine dureri de cap!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anatomopatologul: Mergi la vot c\u0103 ne moare \u021bara!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Reumatologul: Voteaz\u0103 cu m\u00e2ndrie \u0219i spatele drept!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Diabetologul: Voteaz\u0103 pentru a sc\u0103pa de cei care te duc cu z\u0103h\u0103relul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nefrologul: S\u0103 nu te pi\u0219i pe el de vot!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pediatrul: Voteaz\u0103 pentru binele copiilor t\u0103i!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oftalmologul: Voteaz\u0103 pentru un viitor mai clar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Psihiatrul: Mergi la vot c\u0103 altfel o iei razna!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gastroenterologul: Voteaz\u0103 ca s\u0103 scapi de grea\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ORL-istul: Nu te culca pe o ureche \u0219i voteaz\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hematologul: Nu-\u021bi face s\u00e2nge r\u0103u \u0219i voteaz\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alergologul: Dac\u0103 te m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103, mergi s\u0103 votezi \u0219i te scarpini dup\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ATI-stul: Cea mai bun\u0103 resuscitare a \u021b\u0103rii se face prin vot!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cardiologul: Mi\u0219carea p\u00e2n\u0103 la sec\u021bia de votare face bine la inim\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Infec\u021bionistul: Voteaz\u0103 ca s\u0103 scapi de parazi\u021bi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ortopedul: S\u0103 nu te doar\u0103-n cot \u0219i s\u0103 mergi la vot!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ginecologul: E \u00een sarcina ta s\u0103 votezi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

endocrinologul: dac\u0103 votezi scapi de toate nodurile din g\u00e2t!
Stomatologul: Voteaz\u0103 incisiv!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Internistul: Eu nu \u0219tiu de ce am ales specializarea asta, dar tu s\u0103 alegi bine!😀🤔😉<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Glumi\u021ba de sezon😀😀😀 Cum te \u00eendeamn\u0103 medicii s\u0103 votezi: Chirurgul cardiovascular: Voteaz\u0103 cu inima deschis\u0103! Dermatologul: Dac\u0103 nu votezi, vei<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":98227,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-social"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/emoji.webp","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-t50","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=111786"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111786\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":111792,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111786\/revisions\/111792"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/98227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=111786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=111786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=111786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}