{"id":112185,"date":"2024-06-07T09:41:16","date_gmt":"2024-06-07T06:41:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=112185"},"modified":"2024-06-07T09:41:18","modified_gmt":"2024-06-07T06:41:18","slug":"haz-de-necaz-517","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=112185","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Cum este am\u0103git\u0103 lumea \u00een campaniile electorale\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Moare un Europarlamentar si dintr-o greseala ingereasca in loc sa ajunga in iad ajunge in rai.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bate la portile raiului si iese Sf.Petru:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ce e cu tine ma aici? Tu trebuia sa ajungi in iad\u2026..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Stiti \u2026 am avut un accident de masina si m-am trezit aici\u2026 nu stiu nimic despre unde trebuia sa ajung\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sf.Petru:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ma, i\u021bi zic sigur, tu trebuia sa ajungi jos\u2026 Uite cum facem. Te las o zi in Iad si o zi in Rai \u2026 unde iti place \u2026 acolo te duci\u2026..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Bineeee, mai intai mergem in Iad\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iau amandoi liftul si coboara in iad\u2026..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ajung in iad, aici numai Europarlamentari care jucau golf\u2026 fetite peste tot, chefuri, etc. Vine Dracul in costum  Versace<\/a>, il ia de gat,se plimba cu el pe aici, stau la o friptura\u2026..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ramane asta aici pana a doua zi\u2026..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A doua zi, ia liftul si vine in Rai sa vada cum e si aici\u2026..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il ia Sf.Petru si il pune pe un norisor, ii da o harpa sa cante si il lasa acolo.Peste cateva ore il muta pe alt norisor\u2026 si tot asa pana la sfarsitul zilei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In sfarsit, vine Sf.Petru sa il intrebe daca s-a hotarat unde o sa mearga\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Euro-parlamentarul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Stiti, m-am hotarat. Toti colegii mei sunt acolo\u2026 Am cu cine sa stau acolo. Aici, e frumos dar ma plictisesc singur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sf.Petru:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 E alegerea ta !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il conduce la lift, acesta ia singur liftul si coboara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ajunge Europarlamentarul in iad si se deschide usile liftului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Arsita mare, toti Europarlamentarii erau intrun cazan pe foc\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vazand el asta, il intreaba pe Drac\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Pai\u2026.acum 2 zile nu era asa \u2026.ce ati facut\u2026?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Acum 2 zile era campanie, acum ai votat !!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sursa:whatsapp; google;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Cum este am\u0103git\u0103 lumea \u00een campaniile electorale\u2026 Moare un Europarlamentar si dintr-o greseala ingereasca in loc sa ajunga in iad<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":112191,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-112185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rubrica-de-umor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/descarcare-1.jpeg?fit=280%2C180&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-tbr","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=112185"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112185\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":112192,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112185\/revisions\/112192"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/112191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=112185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=112185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=112185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}