Locuiam \u00eentr-o odaie
la al patrulea etaj,
strada Universit\u0103\u0163ii,
cas\u0103 mare cu grilaj.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Casa asta, din p\u0103cate,
c-un proprietar bigot,
n-avea electricitate\u2026
dar \u00eencolo avea tot:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sc\u0103ri, balcoane, coridoare
\u0219i, ca-n orice case mari,
cu apartamente multe –
fel de fel de locatari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centr-un r\u00e2nd, venind acas\u0103,
noaptea, de la cinema,
la parter, pe \u00eentuneric,
aud pa\u015fi \u00een urma mea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ei-o u\u015foar\u0103 siluet\u0103
\u00eemi vorbi abia \u015foptit:
\u201c-Dac\u0103 nu sunt indiscret\u0103,
domnule, n-ai un chibrit?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O fi t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103? Frumoas\u0103?
Doamn\u0103 m\u0103ritat\u0103, sau\u2026?
F\u0103r\u0103 multe marafeturi,
scot chibritul \u015fi i-l dau.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Urc apoi o scar\u0103-n fug\u0103
dar c\u00e2nd trec prin coridor,
drept \u00een fa\u0163a mea o u\u015f\u0103
se deschide-nceti\u015for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ei prin cr\u0103p\u0103tura u\u015fii
scoate capul blond, sburlit,
o duduie somnoroas\u0103:
\u201c-Domnule, n-ai un chibrit?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe-asta o cunosc eu bine:
e frumoas\u0103 ca un paj,
o servesc la repezeal\u0103
\u0219i mai urc \u00eenc-un etaj.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd, prin razele de luna
ce treceau printr-o perdea,
ce s\u0103 vezi? O doamn\u0103 brun\u0103
\u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103-n pijama.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Este Ea! Chiar Ea! –
Femeia dup\u0103 care m\u0103 topesc
de vreo zece zile-ncoace
\u0219i nimica nu-ndr\u0103znesc!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N-aveam \u00eenc\u0103 cuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103:
“Scuz\u0103-m\u0103 dac\u0103-mi permit,
so\u021bul meu e dus de-acas\u0103,
n-ai matale un chibrit?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un chibrit? Ce fericire,
mai aveam vreo dou\u0103-acum,
i-a\u015f fi dat chiar patru dac\u0103
nu f\u0103ceam risip\u0103-n drum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Alt\u0103 scar\u0103, cea din urm\u0103,
pe culoar aud un zvon,
ce-i? Un drac de fat\u0103-n cas\u0103,
numa-n bluz\u0103 \u015fi jupon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ma opre\u015fte cu sfial\u0103:
\u201c-De nu sunte\u0163i prea gr\u0103bit,
m\u0103 ierta\u0163i de indrazneal\u0103,
V-a\u015f ruga\u2026- Ce? -Un chibrit\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trebuia s\u0103-i dau c\u0103 altfel
asta-mi scoate vreun ponos,
scotocesc prin buzunare,
de necaz le-ntorc pe dos:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Am gasit o g\u0103m\u0103lie,
doar at\u00e2t, \u00eemi pare r\u0103u,
nu \u015ftiu dac\u0103 s-o aprinde.
S-a aprins? Norocul t\u0103u!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd, \u00een fine, ajuns-odat\u0103
\u00een odaia mea: tablou!
O amic\u0103 (are cheie)
m-a\u015ftepta ca pe-un erou:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“De trei ceasuri stau \u00een bezn\u0103,
zice, e\u015fti nesuferit,
sunt grozav de enervat\u0103,
scoate fuga un chibrit.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Iar chibrit? Sim\u0163i-i c\u0103-mi sare
\u021band\u0103ra, curat p\u00e2rjol:
“Ce-s eu fabric\u0103 de fosfor?
Sunt regie? Monopol?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De c\u00e2nd am intrat \u00een cas\u0103 Sursa:whatsapp<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Balada chibritului Locuiam \u00eentr-o odaiela al patrulea etaj,strada Universit\u0103\u0163ii,cas\u0103 mare cu grilaj. Casa asta, din p\u0103cate,c-un proprietar bigot,n-avea electricitate\u2026dar \u00eencolo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":98227,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-112467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rubrica-de-umor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/emoji.webp","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-tfZ","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=112467"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112467\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":112472,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112467\/revisions\/112472"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/98227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=112467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=112467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=112467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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