{"id":11787,"date":"2016-08-18T09:43:51","date_gmt":"2016-08-18T06:43:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=11787"},"modified":"2016-08-18T09:43:51","modified_gmt":"2016-08-18T06:43:51","slug":"bancul-zilei-o-intamplare-bizara-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=11787","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei: O \u00eent\u00e2mplare bizar\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O tip\u0103 cu o ma\u015fin\u0103 tr\u0103znet \u00eentr-un service auto.<\/p>\n<p>Mecanicul \u00eentreab\u0103:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat?<br \/>\n&#8211; Merge aiurea si se opre\u015fte motorul.<br \/>\nMecanicul deschide capota si g\u0103se\u015fte un bile\u0163el: &#8220;Este o proast\u0103, nu \u015ftie s\u0103 conduc\u0103, iar eu n-am de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc. So\u0163ul&#8221;.<br \/>\nMecanicul \u00eenchide capota:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ne pare r\u0103u, dar nu v\u0103 putem ajuta, merge\u0163i la un alt service.<br \/>\nTipa furioas\u0103:<br \/>\n&#8211; La mama dracului, sunte\u0163i al \u015faptelea service care m\u0103 refuz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Sursa:bancuri.ro<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O tip\u0103 cu o ma\u015fin\u0103 tr\u0103znet \u00eentr-un service auto. Mecanicul \u00eentreab\u0103: &#8211; Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat? &#8211; Merge aiurea si se<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9322,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/bancul.jpg?fit=969%2C645&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-347","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11787"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11787\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11789,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11787\/revisions\/11789"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}