{"id":11965,"date":"2016-08-23T10:18:14","date_gmt":"2016-08-23T07:18:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=11965"},"modified":"2016-08-23T10:18:14","modified_gmt":"2016-08-23T07:18:14","slug":"bancul-zilei-doua-blonde-calatoresc-cu-trenul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=11965","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei: Dou\u0103 blonde c\u0103l\u0103toresc cu trenul"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"items-row cols-1 row-1 row-fluid clearfix\">\n<div class=\"span12\">\n<div class=\"item column-1\">\n<article class=\"post-1277 post hentry status-publish category-bancuri-cu-blonde\">\n<section class=\"entry-content\">\n<div class=\"items-row cols-1 row-1 row-fluid clearfix\">\n<div class=\"span12\">\n<div class=\"item column-1\">\n<article class=\"post-1277 post hentry status-publish category-bancuri-cu-blonde\">\n<section class=\"entry-content\">Dou\u0103 blonde c\u0103l\u0103toresc cu trenul. \u00cen compartiment, c\u0103l\u0103tore\u015fte cu ele un b\u0103rbat mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, cu barb\u0103. O blond\u0103 c\u0103tre cealalt\u0103:<br \/>\n&#8211; Uit\u0103-te! \u0102sta-i Mircea cel B\u0103tr\u00e2n&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; E\u015fti proast\u0103. E mort de vreo 6-700 de ani.<br \/>\n\u00cen acel moment, intr\u0103 un alt b\u0103rbat \u00een compartiment \u015fi-l salut\u0103 pe b\u0103rbos:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ciao, Mircea, ce faci, b\u0103tr\u00e2ne! Nu te-am mai v\u0103zut de sute de ani&#8230;<br \/>\nPrima blond\u0103:<br \/>\n&#8211; Na, cine-i proasta?<\/section>\n<footer class=\"entry-meta\"><\/footer>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"items-row cols-1 row-2 row-fluid clearfix\"><\/div>\n<\/section>\n<footer class=\"entry-meta\"><\/footer>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"items-row cols-1 row-2 row-fluid clearfix\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dou\u0103 blonde c\u0103l\u0103toresc cu trenul. \u00cen compartiment, c\u0103l\u0103tore\u015fte cu ele un b\u0103rbat mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, cu barb\u0103. O blond\u0103 c\u0103tre<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11966,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/pt-banc.jpg?fit=236%2C118&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-36Z","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11965","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11965"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11965\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11969,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11965\/revisions\/11969"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11966"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}