{"id":12147,"date":"2016-08-30T08:18:34","date_gmt":"2016-08-30T05:18:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=12147"},"modified":"2016-08-30T08:18:34","modified_gmt":"2016-08-30T05:18:34","slug":"bancul-zileila-poarta-raiului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=12147","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei:La poarta Raiului"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"line-height: 19.5pt; background: white; margin: 0in 0in 22.5pt 0in;\"><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #222222;\">Trei b\u0103rba\u021bi mor\u021bi ajung la poarta Raiului.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 19.5pt; background: white; margin: 0in 0in 22.5pt 0in;\"><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #222222;\">\u00cei ia Dumnezeu pe fiecare la \u00eentreb\u0103ri, primul fiind un italian:<br \/>\n-Ia zi, tu cum ai murit?<br \/>\n-P\u0103i mi-am cump\u0103rat un Ferrari, am mers pe autostrada spre Milano cu 340 km\/h, n-am putut s\u0103\u00a0iau o curb\u0103, am intrat \u00een parapet \u0219i am murit pe loc.<br \/>\n-Bine, po\u021bi s\u0103\u00a0intri.<br \/>\nAl doilea, un german:<br \/>\n-Tu cum ai murit?<br \/>\n&#8211; Mi-am luat un Porsche, am mers pe autostrad\u0103, o cistern\u0103\u00a0a pus fr\u00e2n\u0103\u00a0brusc \u00een fa\u021ba mea, nu am mai putut opri, explozie mare, am murit pe loc&#8230;<br \/>\n-Bine, po\u021bi intra \u0219i tu.<br \/>\nAl treilea, un rom\u00e2n:<br \/>\n-Tu ce ai p\u0103\u021bit?<br \/>\n-Mi-am luat un X5 \u0219i&#8230;am murit de foame!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 19.5pt; background: white; margin: 0in 0in 22.5pt 0in;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/storage0.dms.mpinteractiv.ro\/media\/2\/41\/1863\/4723794\/1\/bmw-x5-typhoon-rs-g-power-tuning-0.jpg?resize=138%2C104\" alt=\"Imagini pentru imagini masina x5\" width=\"138\" height=\"104\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 19.5pt; background: white; margin: 0in 0in 22.5pt 0in;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trei b\u0103rba\u021bi mor\u021bi ajung la poarta Raiului. \u00cei ia Dumnezeu pe fiecare la \u00eentreb\u0103ri, primul fiind un italian: -Ia zi,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11853,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/e.jpg?fit=104%2C90&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-39V","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12147"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12147\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12148,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12147\/revisions\/12148"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11853"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}