{"id":121601,"date":"2025-02-24T10:59:20","date_gmt":"2025-02-24T08:59:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=121601"},"modified":"2025-02-24T10:59:37","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T08:59:37","slug":"haz-de-necaz-666","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=121601","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ea: Iubitule, am visat azi-noapte c\u0103 mi-ai cump\u0103rat de Dragobete un colier superb, din perle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>El: A\u015fteapt\u0103, drag\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 disear\u0103, \u015fi o s\u0103 ai o surpriz\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Seara, b\u0103rbatul se \u00eentoarce de la serviciu \u015fi \u00eei ofer\u0103 iubitei sale un\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/jurnalul.ro\/tag\/cadou-2208.html\">cadou<\/a>\u00a0frumos ambalat. Emo\u0163ionat\u0103, ea \u00eel deschide \u015fi \u00een\u0103untru g\u0103se\u015fte\u2026 o carte: \u201eInterpretarea viselor\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen baruri \u015fi cluburi s\u0103rbatoarea de Dragobete are urm\u0103toarele etape:&nbsp;<br>1. Dragotreze&nbsp;<br>2. Dragobete&nbsp;<br>3. Dragomahmure&nbsp;<br><br>Dragobete e un fel de sesiunea din toamn\u0103 pentru cei care au picat de Valentine&#8217;s Day.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Am cunoscut un cuplu care \u015ftia s\u0103 fac\u0103 compromisuri: el decidea cine \u0163ine telecomanda, ea la ce se uit\u0103 la televizor.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bul\u0103, ce cadou \u00eemi faci de Dragobete?<br>\u2013 Bubulino, vezi Ferrari-ul \u0103la ro\u0219u din parcarea din spatele blocului?<br>\u2013 Da, Bul\u0103. Wow, ce generos e\u0219ti, b\u0103rbate!<br>\u2013 Chiar sunt. O s\u0103-\u021bi iau o oal\u0103 de exact aceea\u0219i culoare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sursa:google<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ea: Iubitule, am visat azi-noapte c\u0103 mi-ai cump\u0103rat de Dragobete un colier superb, din perle. El: A\u015fteapt\u0103, drag\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 disear\u0103,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":121602,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-121601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-social"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/images-1-2.jpeg?fit=222%2C227&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-vDj","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=121601"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121601\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":121603,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121601\/revisions\/121603"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/121602"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=121601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=121601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=121601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}