{"id":122088,"date":"2025-03-07T10:03:49","date_gmt":"2025-03-07T08:03:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=122088"},"modified":"2025-03-07T10:03:52","modified_gmt":"2025-03-07T08:03:52","slug":"haz-de-necaz-675","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=122088","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Un tip r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00een pan\u0103 pe o \u0219osea pustie… <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2t vedea cu ochii, doar c\u00e2mp \u0219i un cal alb care pa\u0219te…Ridic\u0103, \u00eentr-o doar\u0103 capota, c\u0103 nu se pricepea deloc la mecanic\u0103, \u0219i se uit\u0103 precum curca-n lemne, p\u00e2n\u0103 aude:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Sufl\u0103-n jiglere!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se uit\u0103-n jur, nimeni! Doar calul care p\u0103\u0219tea…Bag\u0103 din nou capul sub capot\u0103 \u0219i ir aude:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Sufl\u0103-n jiglere!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

F\u0103ce c\u00e2\u021biva pa\u0219i, se uit\u0103 atent, nimeni! A treia oar\u0103 se treze\u0219te cu calul l\u00e2ng\u0103 el:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Sufl\u0103, nene, \u00een jiglere, c\u0103-s \u00eenfundate! Uite, \u0103lea sunt!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cengrozit, rezolv\u0103 problema \u0219i demareaz\u0103 sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2ind din pneuri. Un kilometru mai \u00eencolo, d\u0103 de un cioban…Opre\u0219te \u0219i-i spune agitat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Bade, acolo e un cal care vorbeste! Mi-a zis ce s\u0103 fac c\u0103 se oprise motorul…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ce cal? \u00eentreab\u0103 molcom ciobanul<\/p>\n\n\n\n

.- Cum ce cal? Un cal! Unul alb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ai avut noroc! C\u0103 dac\u0103 era \u0103la negru, \u0103la nu se pricepe deloc, dar se bag\u0103 \u00een toate \u0219i te mai \u021bine \u0219i de vorb\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

 Badea Gheorghe se treze\u0219te diminea\u021ba pentru a merge la doctor.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Dezbrac\u0103-te bade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Dar, dom’ doctor…io!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103, dezbrac\u0103-te!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se dezbrac\u0103 badea Gheorghe \u00een pielea goal\u0103 \u0219i st\u0103 a\u0219a \u00een fa\u021ba doctorului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Spune\u021bi acum ce dori\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– P\u0103i domn’ doctor, io am o c\u0103ru\u021b\u0103 cu lemne \u0219i am vrut s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentreb dac\u0103 nu v\u0103 intereseaz\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u0103\u021bania unui pop\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un pop\u0103 care nu prea le avea cu cele sfinte, de Sfin\u021bii mucenici a cam \u00eentrecut m\u0103sura cu paharele. Sim\u021bind c\u0103 nu se mai poate ridica  de la masa ca sa incalece pe calul sau care era legat de gard, sa nu se faca de ras incepe sa se roage la cei 44 de mucenici ca sa-l ajute sa incalece. Se ridica brusc, o ia drept spre cal si cu un efort sare pe cal dar cade in partea cealalta a calului. Atunci popa zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Hoo, duceti-v\u0103 … de mucenici nu \u00eempinge\u021bi to\u021bi odat\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Un tip r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00een pan\u0103 pe o \u0219osea pustie…  C\u00e2t vedea cu ochii, doar c\u00e2mp \u0219i un cal alb care<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":117094,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-122088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rubrica-de-umor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/https___www.cancan.ro_wp-content_uploads_2021_07_64-647127_smiley-lol-emoticon-laughter-clip-art-laughing-emoji-1-1200x781-1.webp","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-vLa","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122088","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=122088"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122088\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":122101,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122088\/revisions\/122101"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/117094"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=122088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=122088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=122088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}