{"id":123576,"date":"2025-04-16T10:34:24","date_gmt":"2025-04-16T07:34:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=123576"},"modified":"2025-04-16T10:34:28","modified_gmt":"2025-04-16T07:34:28","slug":"haz-de-necaz-697","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=123576","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"835\" data-attachment-id=\"123580\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?attachment_id=123580\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/image-51.png?fit=700%2C835&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"700,835\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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225w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/image-49.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p id=\"p-0\"><strong>Afl\u0103 ce a f\u0103cut Bul\u0103, \u00een a doua zi de Pa\u0219te, dup\u0103 ce a intrat \u00eentr-un bar \u0219i de ce era fericit.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p id=\"p-1\"><em>\u2013 De b\u0103ut la toat\u0103 lumea. Fac cinste! Mi s-a n\u0103scut un fiu!<\/em><br><em>\u2013 Ce greutate?<\/em><br><em>\u2013 4 kg!<\/em><br><em>\u2013 Lungime?<\/em><br><em>\u2013 53 cm!<\/em><br><em>\u2013 Cum se simte so\u0163ia?<\/em><br><em>\u2013 Ea \u00eenc\u0103 nu \u015ftie!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sursa:google<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Afl\u0103 ce a f\u0103cut Bul\u0103, \u00een a doua zi de Pa\u0219te, dup\u0103 ce a intrat \u00eentr-un bar \u0219i de ce<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":98227,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rubrica-de-umor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/emoji.webp","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-w9a","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=123576"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123576\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":123581,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123576\/revisions\/123581"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/98227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=123576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=123576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=123576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}