Doi preoti se decid sa mearga la mare in vacanta. Se hotarasc sa nu poarte nimic din ce le-ar putea trada apartenenta la cler. in prima zi merg la plaja in camasi colorate, pantaloni scurti, sandale si ochelari de soare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe cand stateau tolaniti la soare, savurand fiecare bauturica, soarele, peisajul, vine catre ei, leganandu-si ametitor soldurile, o blonda superba, topless, intr-un bikini minuscul. Femeia le zambeste si li se adreseaza fiecaruia in parte:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Buna dimineata, Parinte! Buna dimineata, Parinte!, apoi se departeaza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A doua zi la fel. A treia zi la fel. A patra zi, unul dintre preoti nu mai poate suporta si striga:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Doar o clipa, domnisoara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Da, raspunde aceasta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Uite, noi chiar suntem preoti si suntem fericiti cu asta, dar, pentru numele lui Dumnezeu, tu cum ti-ai dat seama de asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Parinte, raspunde femeia, dar sunt eu, Maica Aglae!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O familie \u0219i cei doi copii pleac\u0103 \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103. Pe la jum\u0103tatea drumului, mama exclam\u0103:
\u2013 Vai, \u00eentoarce ma\u0219ina c\u0103 am uitat aragazul pornit! Ia foc toat\u0103 casa!
\u2013 Stai mam\u0103 lini\u0219tit\u0103, \u00eei r\u0103spunde b\u0103iatul. Nu ia foc nimic! Am l\u0103sat eu robinetul curg\u00e2nd la baie.
*<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centrebare: Care este cea mai frumoas\u0103 cl\u0103dire vara?
R\u0103spuns: \u0218coala!
*<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Puricele \u0219i puricica planific\u0103 vacan\u021ba. Puricele \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Drag\u0103 mea, unde vrei s\u0103 mergem anul acesta \u00een concediu?
\u2013 Pe Coasta de Azor!
*<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea c\u0103tre elevi:
\u2013 A\u021bi citit \u201eIarna pe uli\u021b\u0103?\u201d
Un elev:
\u2013 Doamna profesoar\u0103, eu nu citesc nici vara pe teras\u0103 \u0219i vre\u021bi s\u0103 citesc iarna pe uli\u021b\u0103???
*<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218ti\u021bi copii, obiectele se contracta c\u00e2nd e frig, iar c\u00e2nd e cald ele se dilat\u0103- explic\u0103 profesorul de fizic\u0103. Cine \u00eemi poate da un astfel de exemplu.
Un elev:
\u2013 Vacan\u021b\u0103 de var\u0103 e mai lung\u0103 dec\u00e2t cea de iarn\u0103.
*<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doi studen\u021bi \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103. La ora 3 diminea\u021b\u0103, unul \u00eel treze\u0219te pe cel\u0103lalt:
\u2013 Teo!
\u2013 Ce?
\u2013 Deschide ochii \u0219i spune-mi ce vezi?
\u2013 Cerul.
\u2013 \u0218i?
\u2013 \u0218i Luna.
\u2013 \u0218i?
\u2013 \u0218i Carul Mare.
\u2013 \u0218i?
\u2013 \u0218i Carul Mic.
\u2013 \u0218i?
\u2013 \u0218i\u2026 Teo!\u2026 \u0103\u0219tia ne-au furat cortu\u2019.
*<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u015eti\u0163i ce se nume\u015fte o \u201evacan\u0163\u0103 de vis\u201d?
Elevul:
\u2013 Una \u00een care po\u0163i s\u0103 dormi oric\u00e2t vrei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sursa: google; anidescoala<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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