{"id":12552,"date":"2016-09-07T10:19:34","date_gmt":"2016-09-07T07:19:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=12552"},"modified":"2016-09-07T10:21:02","modified_gmt":"2016-09-07T07:21:02","slug":"bancul-zilei-se-cauta-un-medic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=12552","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei: Se caut\u0103 un medic&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O domni\u015foar\u0103 dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103 se \u00eentorcea c\u0103tre cas\u0103, venind de la serviciu cu ma\u015fina. Seara, traficul aglomerat, ea obosit\u0103, deodat\u0103 chiar \u00een fa\u0163a ei, se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 un cumplit accident de circula\u0163ie: un autoturism love\u015fte un pieton.<\/p>\n<p>Disperat\u0103, opre\u015fte, las\u0103 ma\u015fina, po\u015feta, tot \u015fi se repede s\u0103 acorde primul ajutor accidentatului.<\/p>\n<p>\u015eoferul vinovat coboar\u0103 \u015fi el \u00eennebunit, se repede la ea \u015fi o \u00eembr\u00e2nce\u015fte violent \u00eentr-o parte:<br \/>\n\u2013 La o parte, sunt asistent medical de urgen\u0163\u0103!<br \/>\nTipa se d\u0103 la o parte \u015fi prive\u015fte eforturile disperate ale b\u0103rbatului de a-\u015fi resuscita victima.<\/p>\n<p>Nereu\u015find, tipul se \u00eentoarce spre ea \u015fi strig\u0103:<br \/>\n\u2013 Ai un telefon mobil? E nevoie de un medic!<br \/>\nLa care tipa r\u0103spunde:<br \/>\n\u2013 Sigur, am un telefon mobil, uite-l. Dac\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 ai nevoie de un sfat al unui medic, m\u0103 po\u0163i \u00eentreba chiar pe mine\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQqZ0fSk0qeh_ltSlU9Iz_zKD-l1P8StyOe7g4l_JTjzX0CjyGQA\" alt=\"Imagini pentru imagini medic\" width=\"61\" height=\"85\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sursa:tura\u0163ii.ro<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O domni\u015foar\u0103 dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103 se \u00eentorcea c\u0103tre cas\u0103, venind de la serviciu cu ma\u015fina. Seara, traficul aglomerat, ea obosit\u0103, deodat\u0103 chiar<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9322,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/bancul.jpg?fit=969%2C645&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-3gs","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12552"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12552\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12557,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12552\/revisions\/12557"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}