O femeie foarte frumoas\u0103 are un accident destul de grav: ma\u015fina ei se ciocne\u015fte cu a unui b\u0103rbat. Ma\u015finile lor nu mai sunt dec\u00e2t ni\u015fte epave. Se t\u00e2r\u0103sc deci, afar\u0103 din gr\u0103mezile de fiare respective \u015fi femeia intr\u0103 \u00een vorb\u0103:
\n\u2013 Dumneavoastr\u0103 sunte\u0163i b\u0103rbat, iar eu o femeie. Uita\u0163i-v\u0103 pu\u0163in la ma\u015finile noastre. N-a r\u0103mas nimic din ele \u015fi totu\u015fi noi nu avem nici o zg\u00e2rietur\u0103. E un semn c\u0103 Dumnezeu a vrut s\u0103 ne \u00eent\u00e2lnim \u00een felul \u0103sta \u015fi s\u0103 devenim prieteni.
\n\u2013 Sunt de acord cu dumneavoastr\u0103, r\u0103spunde b\u0103rbatul flatat. Trebuie s\u0103 fie un semn.
\nDup\u0103 un moment de t\u0103cere, femeia continu\u0103:
\n\u2013 Ia uita\u0163i, \u00eenc\u0103 un semn. Toat\u0103 ma\u015fina mea e f\u0103cut\u0103 praf, dar sticla de vin din interior este intact\u0103. Dumnezeu a vrut cu siguran\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 bem \u00een cinstea acestei\u00a0\u015fanse unice de-a fi r\u0103mas \u00een via\u0163\u0103 \u015fi de a ne fi \u00eent\u00e2lnit.
\nIa sticla \u015fi o intinde omului. B\u0103rbatul o deschide suspicios \u015fi, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, bea jum\u0103tate din ea \u015fi o \u00eentinde femeii \u00eenapoi. Ea o ia, \u00eei pune dopul la loc \u015fi o d\u0103 din nou b\u0103rbatului.
\n\u2013 Dumneavoastr\u0103 nu vre\u0163i? \u00eentreab\u0103 acesta mirat.
\n\u2013 Nu. Eu\u2026 cred c\u0103 o s\u0103 a\u015ftept Poli\u0163ia.<\/p>\n
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