{"id":129146,"date":"2025-10-17T10:13:41","date_gmt":"2025-10-17T07:13:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=129146"},"modified":"2025-10-17T10:13:44","modified_gmt":"2025-10-17T07:13:44","slug":"haz-de-necaz-783","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=129146","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"751\" data-attachment-id=\"129147\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?attachment_id=129147\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Imagine-WhatsApp-2025-10-17-la-09.34.39_3becbf90.jpg?fit=1206%2C1132&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1206,1132\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Imagine WhatsApp 2025-10-17 la 09.34.39_3becbf90\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Imagine-WhatsApp-2025-10-17-la-09.34.39_3becbf90.jpg?fit=300%2C282&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Imagine-WhatsApp-2025-10-17-la-09.34.39_3becbf90.jpg?fit=800%2C751&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Imagine-WhatsApp-2025-10-17-la-09.34.39_3becbf90-1024x961.jpg?resize=800%2C751&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-129147\" style=\"width:439px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Imagine-WhatsApp-2025-10-17-la-09.34.39_3becbf90.jpg?resize=1024%2C961&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Imagine-WhatsApp-2025-10-17-la-09.34.39_3becbf90.jpg?resize=300%2C282&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Imagine-WhatsApp-2025-10-17-la-09.34.39_3becbf90.jpg?resize=768%2C721&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Imagine-WhatsApp-2025-10-17-la-09.34.39_3becbf90.jpg?w=1206&amp;ssl=1 1206w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Sursa:whatsapp<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bancuri cu \u0219oferi<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Dv. l-a\u0163i accidentat? \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 agentul de circula\u0163ie pe automobilistul care, ie\u015fit din ma\u015fin\u0103, prive\u015fte buimac la omul \u00eentins pe trecerea de pietoni.<br>&#8211; Nu l-am accidentat, fereasc\u0103 sf\u00e2ntul, nici nu l-am atins! Voia s\u0103 treac\u0103, i-am cedat trecerea \u015fi el, de uimire, a le\u015finat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un poli\u021bist \u00eel opre\u0219te pe un pieton:<br>\u2013 Domnule, a\u021bi trecut pe ro\u0219u!<br>\u2013 \u0218i ce? Eu sunt daltonist!<br>\u2013 Atunci ar fi trebuit s\u0103 vede\u021bi albastrul girofarului!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sursa:bancuri365<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un pieton lovit se ia de \u0219ofer<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pietonul lovit c\u0103tre \u015fofer:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Ce-i cu dumneata? E\u015fti orb?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Cum adic\u0103 orb? 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