{"id":131218,"date":"2025-12-05T11:50:25","date_gmt":"2025-12-05T09:50:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=131218"},"modified":"2025-12-05T11:50:28","modified_gmt":"2025-12-05T09:50:28","slug":"haz-de-necaz-815","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=131218","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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A\u015fteptat cu ner\u0103bdare pentru a pune cadouri \u00een ghetu\u0163e, Mo\u015f Nicolae este \u015fi o surs\u0103 de inspira\u0163ie pentru rom\u00e2nii cu sim\u0163ul umorului. V\u0103 prezent\u0103m o selec\u0163ie a celor mai hazlii bancuri care circul\u0103 pe Internet  pe aceast\u0103 tem\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

 1. Scrisoarea unui adolescent c\u0103tre Mo\u015f Nicolae<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mo\u015f Nicolae, a\u015f vrea s\u0103 nu renun\u0163i a\u015fa u\u015for c\u00e2nd vei constata c\u0103 nu-\u0163i \u00eencape cutia de la Iphone6 \u00een ghetele mele.
\u00cempinge bine. Treze\u015fte-m\u0103 dac\u0103 nu te descurci!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. Cadouri de la mo\u015ful<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trei prietene discutau:
\u2013 Mie mi-a adus Mo\u015f Nicolae un telefon!
\u2013 Mie mi-a adus un colier frumos!
\u2013 Mie nu mi-a adus nimic dar a r\u0103mas p\u00e2n\u0103 diminea\u0163\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. Scrisoare c\u0103tre Mos Nicolae<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cDrag\u0103 Mo\u015fule, \u00eemi doresc o cas\u0103, o masin\u0103, un iaht \u015fi un so\u0163\u201d.
Raspunsul mo\u015fului: 
\u201cDraga fatp, astea nu \u00eencap la mine \u00een sac. G\u0103seste-ti singura so\u0163ul \u015fi restul le rezolva el\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. Cadoul so\u0163ului de Mos Nicolae<\/strong>
– I-am facut o surpriza so\u0163iei mele de Mos Nicolae!
– Ei da! Ce i-ai cumparat frumos?
– O ciocolata cu alune!
– Pai asta nume\u015fti tu surpriz\u0103?!
– Pai da, ca ea se astepta la o rochie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. Anunt important!<\/strong>
Fiind criza financiar\u0103, Mo\u015f Nicolae scuz\u0103 pe cei care nu mai au ghetu\u0163e \u015fi va l\u0103sa cadourile \u00een papuceii de cas\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. \u00cen multe cazuri, fetele nu mai a\u015fteapt\u0103 s\u0103 vin\u0103 Mosu\u2019<\/strong> la ele, ci se duc singure s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi aleag\u0103 un mo\u015f generos care s\u0103 le dea multe cadouri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. Mo\u015f Nicolae s-a uitat pe activitatea de pe facebook<\/strong> a multor rom\u00e2ni \u015fi le va aduce tuturor \u00een ghetu\u0163e c\u00e2te un dic\u0163ionar si o carte de gramatic\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. Un copil \u00eei scria lui Mo\u015f Nicolae:<\/strong>\u00a0\u201eDrag\u0103 Mo\u015fule, a\u015f vrea s\u0103-mi aduci: un c\u0103lu\u0163 de lemn, o cutie cu bomboane de ciocolat\u0103, o trotinet\u0103, un c\u0103\u0163elu\u015f\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tat\u0103l copilului, din spatele u\u015fii, \u015fopte\u015fte disperat: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 \u015ei-at\u00e2t!! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lini\u015ftit, piciul, auzindu-i glasul, \u00eencheie am\u0103r\u00e2t: \u201d\u015ei\u2026 at\u00e2t\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. \u00cen Ardeal, fiindc\u0103 timpul trece mai lent,<\/strong> cele mai c\u0103utate cadouri de Mo\u015f Nicolae sunt inimioarele de Sf\u00e2ntul Valentin \u015fi iepura\u015fii de ciocolat\u0103 de Pa\u015fti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. – Mamico, tu \u00ee\u0163i dore\u015fti ceva de la Mo\u015f Nicolae?<\/strong>
-Da. Un b\u0103ie\u0163el cuminte!
-Ura!! Voi avea un fr\u0103\u0163ior!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sursa:adevarul<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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