Seara, venind de la cr\u00e2\u015fm\u0103, un cet\u0103\u0163ean “turmentat” se love\u015fte cu capul de un st\u00e2lp \u015fi zice cu voce tare:<\/p>\n
– Unu.<\/p>\n
Un poli\u0163ai \u00eel aude \u015fi-l urm\u0103re\u015fte, v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-l lovindu-se de al doilea st\u00e2lp \u015fi zic\u00e2nd:<\/p>\n
– Doi.<\/p>\n
Vr\u00e2nd s\u0103-l ajute, se duce \u00een fa\u0163a lui \u015fi-l \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 poate s\u0103 fac\u0103 ceva pentru el.<\/p>\n
Cet\u0103\u0163eanul zice:<\/p>\n
– Sigur c\u0103 po\u0163i, num\u0103r\u0103 c\u00e2te cucuie am \u00een frunte!<\/p>\n
Poli\u0163aiul, z\u00e2mbind, zice:<\/p>\n
– Ai dou\u0103 cucuie.<\/p>\n
La care omul r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n
– Mul\u0163umesc, mai am dou\u0103 \u015fi ajung acas\u0103!<\/p>\n
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