{"id":15579,"date":"2016-11-15T15:45:42","date_gmt":"2016-11-15T13:45:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=15579"},"modified":"2016-11-15T15:29:33","modified_gmt":"2016-11-15T13:29:33","slug":"bancul-zilei-testarea-unei-bunici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=15579","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei: Testarea unei bunici"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un b\u0103tr\u00e2nel avea impresia c\u0103 babu\u0163a lui nu prea mai aude \u015fi se g\u00e2nde\u015fte s\u0103 o testeze.<\/p>\n<p>Merge \u00eentr-un col\u0163 al camerei \u015fi spune:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Auzi?<\/p>\n<p>Batr\u00e2nica, nicio reac\u0163ie. Mai face batr\u00e2nelul doi pa\u015fi \u015fi spune iar:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Auzi?<\/p>\n<p>Batr\u00e2nica, iar f\u0103r\u0103 reac\u0163ie. Se duce batr\u00e2nelul l\u00e2nga ea \u015fi spune:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Auzi?<\/p>\n<p>La care, batr\u00e2nica:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Pentru a treia oara \u00ee\u0163i spun: Da!<\/p>\n<p>Sursa:adevarul.ro<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un b\u0103tr\u00e2nel avea impresia c\u0103 babu\u0163a lui nu prea mai aude \u015fi se g\u00e2nde\u015fte s\u0103 o testeze. Merge \u00eentr-un col\u0163<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13385,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/imagine-banc.jpg?fit=225%2C225&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-43h","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15579"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15580,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15579\/revisions\/15580"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13385"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}