{"id":1771,"date":"2015-05-22T04:49:52","date_gmt":"2015-05-22T04:49:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=1771"},"modified":"2015-05-22T04:49:52","modified_gmt":"2015-05-22T04:49:52","slug":"bancul-zilei-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=1771","title":{"rendered":"Bancul Zilei !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Agentul de circula\u0163ie opre\u015fte o ma\u015fin\u0103 condus\u0103 de o doamn\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103:<br \/>\n\u2013 Doamn\u0103! Nu e bine s\u0103 conduce\u0163i cu 20 km\/h, fiindc\u0103 st\u00e2njeni\u0163i circula\u0163ia!<br \/>\n\u2013 Dar eu numai am respectat limitarea de vitez\u0103 de 21 km\/h.<br \/>\n\u2013 Doamn\u0103! Acel indicator nu arat\u0103 limitarea de vitez\u0103, ci faptul c\u0103 rula\u0163i pe Drumul Na\u0163ional nr. 21.<br \/>\n\u2013 Z\u0103u? Multumesc mult\u2026<br \/>\nAgentul observ\u0103 c\u0103 pasagerii stau \u00eentr-o lini\u015fte morm\u00e2ntal\u0103 \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2013 Doamn\u0103! De ce stau a\u015fa \u00eencremeni\u0163i pasagerii dvs?<br \/>\n\u2013 Oh, nu au nimic\u2026 \u00cenc\u0103 nu \u015fi-au revenit de c\u00e2nd am virat de pe Drumul Na\u0163ional nr. 195.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Agentul de circula\u0163ie opre\u015fte o ma\u015fin\u0103 condus\u0103 de o doamn\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103: \u2013 Doamn\u0103! Nu e bine s\u0103 conduce\u0163i cu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1671,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-social"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Bancul-zilei.jpg?fit=728%2C389&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-sz","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1771"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1771\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1772,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1771\/revisions\/1772"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1671"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}