Vine limuzina sa-l ia pe Pap\u0103 de la aeroport. \u015eoferul ia bagajele, le bag\u0103 in portbagaj (\u015fi nu erau chiar pu\u0163ine)\u2026
\nPapa a\u015ftepta si nu se urc\u0103\u2026.
\n\u2013 Sfin\u0163ia Ta, v\u0103 rog sa pofti\u0163i.
\n\u2013 \u015etii fiule, pe mine nu m\u0103 las\u0103 niciodat\u0103 nimeni s\u0103 conduc ma\u015fina\u2026 Las\u0103-m\u0103 de data asta tu, te rog.
\n\u2013 Sfin\u0163ia ta, e imposibil. Mi-a\u015f pierde slujba.
\n\u2013 Te rog, \u015fi s\u0103 \u015ftii ca sunt extrem de generos\u2026.
\n\u015eoferul p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 cedeaz\u0103. Papa la volan. Calca acceleratia\u2026 \u015fi 120 Km \/h.
\n\u015eoferul:
\n\u2013 Sfin\u0163ia Ta, v\u0103 rog, pu\u0163in mai u\u015for, ne prinde poli\u0163ia.
\nPapa, nimic. Bag\u0103 tare si\u2026 160 Km\/h.
\nIn spate, masina poli\u0163iei, ding dong, ding dong. Papa opreste \u015fi las\u0103 geamul in jos. Vine poli\u0163aiul, salut\u0103, \u015fi r\u0103m\u00e2ne cu gura c\u0103scat\u0103\u2026.
\nSe intoarce la ma\u015fina de poli\u0163ie. Ia sta\u0163ia \u015fi comunic\u0103:
\n\u2013 Sunt 1435. D\u0103-mi-l pe \u015fefu\u2026
\n\u2013 Care-i treaba, b\u0103?
\n\u2013 \u015eefu, nu \u015ftiu ce s\u0103 fac. Am prins pe cineva cu 160 km\/h.
\n\u2013 Arde-l.
\n\u2013 Nu cred c\u0103 pot, e tare.
\n\u2013 Cine e b\u0103, primaru?
\n\u2013 Nuu, mai important.
\n\u2013 Un guvernator, senator ceva?
\n\u2013 \u015eefu, e mai tare!
\n\u2013 Cine e b\u0103?
\n\u2013 Cred c\u0103-i Dumnezeu, \u015fefu, c\u0103 Papa-i conduce masina.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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