{"id":22699,"date":"2017-05-17T12:41:54","date_gmt":"2017-05-17T09:41:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=22699"},"modified":"2017-05-17T09:43:26","modified_gmt":"2017-05-17T06:43:26","slug":"bancul-zilei-82","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=22699","title":{"rendered":"BANCUL ZILEI"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>Cativa barbati de mai multe nationalitati se intalnesc intr-un restaurant. Toti cer cate un pahar de vin, dar cand vinul ajunge la masa, in fiecare pahar era cate o musca.<br \/>\nNeamtul cere alt vin in acelasi pahar.<br \/>\nEnglezul vrea vin nou intr-un pahar nou.<br \/>\nFinlandezul scoate musca si bea vinul.<br \/>\nRusul bea vinul cu tot cu musca.<br \/>\n<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">Chinezul mananca musca, fara sa bea vinul.<br \/>\nEvreul prinde musca si i-o vinde chinezului.<br \/>\nRomanul bea trei sferturi de pahar si apoi cere sa-i fie schimbat.<br \/>\nNorvegianul prinde musca si se duce la pescuit.<br \/>\nIrlandezul marunteste musca si ii trimite paharul englezului.<br \/>\nAmericanul da in judecata restaurantul si cere cateva milioane de dolari daune morale.<br \/>\nScotianul prinde musca de gat si ii spune: Chiar acum sa scuipi tot ce-ai baut!<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div id=\"share_article\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cativa barbati de mai multe nationalitati se intalnesc intr-un restaurant. Toti cer cate un pahar de vin, dar cand vinul<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9322,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/bancul.jpg?fit=969%2C645&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-5U7","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22699"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22701,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22699\/revisions\/22701"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}