{"id":22823,"date":"2017-05-18T13:15:14","date_gmt":"2017-05-18T10:15:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=22823"},"modified":"2017-05-18T13:15:14","modified_gmt":"2017-05-18T10:15:14","slug":"coltul-vesel-vasile-ion-si-dulapul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=22823","title":{"rendered":"COL\u021aUL VESEL: Vasile, Ion \u0219i dulapul"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"big_box_top\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"big_box_mid\">\n<div>Vasile isi cumpara un dulap.<br \/>\nVazandu-l pe Ion ii spune:-Ajuta-ma sa car dulapul pana la etajul 9.<br \/>\n-Hai ca vin acu`.<br \/>\n-Dupa jumate de ora de urcat greu, Ion:<br \/>\n-Vasile, du-te sa vezi la ce etaj suntem!<br \/>\nVasile se duce, se intoarce si spune:<br \/>\n-Am doua vesti, una rea si una buna.<br \/>\n-Cea buna e ca suntem la etajul 9, iar cea re este ca am gresit scara.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"big_box_bottom\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vasile isi cumpara un dulap. Vazandu-l pe Ion ii spune:-Ajuta-ma sa car dulapul pana la etajul 9. -Hai ca vin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-5W7","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22823"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22825,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22823\/revisions\/22825"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}