1. \u00a0\u00cen mijlocul de\u015fertului, un om c\u00e2nt\u0103 dumnezeie\u015fte la vioar\u0103.<\/p>\n
Un leu se apropie, \u00eei d\u0103 t\u00e2rcoale c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u0163ului \u015fi se a\u015feaz\u0103 la c\u0103\u0163iva pa\u015fi de el, mi\u015fc\u00e2ndu-\u015fi capul \u00een ritmul muzicii. Mai vin doi lei \u015fi se a\u015feaza la fel, l\u00e2ng\u0103 c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u0163. Dup\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 ceva timp, vine un al patrulea leu care \u00eel m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 pe c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u0163ul nostru.<\/p>\n
Pe o creang\u0103 \u00een apropiere, doi vulturi fac conversa\u0163ie:<\/p>\n
– \u0162i-am spus eu c\u0103 dac\u0103 vine surdul s-a zis cu muzica?<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
2. \u00a0– Am un c\u00e2ine extraordinar.<\/p>\n
M\u0103 simte de la un kilometru.<\/p>\n
Ce spui de-asta?<\/p>\n
– Trebuie s\u0103 faci baie mai des.<\/p>\n
3.\u00a0Un turist \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentereab\u0103 pe un localnic dac\u0103 sunt crocodili \u00een ap\u0103. Acesta \u00eei r\u0103spunde c\u0103 nu.<\/p>\n
Turistul \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u00eenoate \u015fi observ\u0103 ni\u015fte pete \u00eentunecate \u00een ap\u0103, la c\u0103\u0163iva metri de el.<\/p>\n
Se \u00eentoarce spre localnic:<\/p>\n
– Sigur nu sunt crocodili aici?<\/p>\n
– Nu, c\u0103 le e fric\u0103 de rechini.<\/p>\n
4. Un individ intr\u0103 la ceasornicar cu un c\u0103\u0163elu\u015f \u00een bra\u0163e.<\/p>\n
– Bun\u0103 ziua. Am venit pentru c\u00e2ine.<\/p>\n
– Pentru c\u00e2ine? Aici se repar\u0103 ceasuri.<\/p>\n
– Ce pot eu s\u0103-i fac? Ce are?<\/p>\n
– Se opre\u015fte din zece \u00een zece minute…<\/p>\n
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